although i agree that facebook is fine; especially if you are both moderate to heavy users in this day and age; i really dont think a status update or on their wall would be appropriate for this; and it would be somewhat disrespectful. ie if youre going to do it on facebook or myspace a private message would be the way to do it out of respect for the other person so others dont see it first and they hear it through the grape vine.
although i agree that facebook is fine; especially if you are both moderate to heavy users in this day and age; i really dont think a status update or on their wall would be appropriate for this; and it would be somewhat disrespectful. ie if youre going to do it on facebook or myspace a private message would be the way to do it out of respect for the other person so others dont see it first and they hear it through the grape vine.
right after sex (lights off), you punch her in the face, and run away.
on the way out, you turn on the lights, which reveals all around the room are the corpses of her immediate family (including ones dug up from the grave)