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at least he doesnt call u macauley culkin lol


ohh and he always checks my arms for bruises, coz he reckons i "cant stop pinchin myself" because i cant believe weve finished the maths course


bahhahahahha

lol yeh, he does give me shit tho, coz i know w bunch of his family :S
hes a good guy, for some reason i used to laugh at his jokes

i miss mr high sox, his jokes were GREAT!
 

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maths teacher also had another one

our class wasnt full of the smartest people, adn they coldnt be f****d working
so weneva they didnt get something he would say

teacher: jeremy, can u summarise M times T
jeremy: mt (empty)


LAAAAMMMEEE!!!

ur allowed to say "fucked" lol


hahahaha
and he calls me slow, because i never get any of his lame jokes
but i guess thats coz only lame people find other lame peoples jokes funny?

:santa:
 

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When our Physics teacher says "Put your pens down" it sounds like "Pull your pants down".
 

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then he naively said "YES now you can all go home and have some rice!!" (the whole class, except me, was asian)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
omg racist lol did people slam him for it??


but still...... HAHAHHAHAHA
 

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first day of year 10 history

teacher: k the first topic we will be doing is the vietnam war

me: nam?

teacher: you cant say nam unless you fought in the war

me: like is said nam

teacher then says something about having me for the rest of the year
 

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BAHAHAHA
amelia and Jeremy, the duo of you are gunna get marked down for the trial,
Firstly, your BOS acc had your names on it
Secondly, It has your photos on it
Thirdly, Teachers from our school download stuff from this site and stalk our pages
fourthly, they read your posts
ULTIMATELY >.< gang bang

kevin, WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT???


they cant mark us down on our trials for what we say on here... wtf are u on about!!!
 

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hahha omg do u mean mr hyett!!! LOL i never had him as a teacher.... what happened 2 him?
My maths teacher is Mr. Hyatt and i have a feeling its the same one you are talking about... unless there are serial high sock wearing lame joke telling maths teachers by the name of hyatt going around...
 
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My maths teacher is Mr. Hyatt and i have a feeling its the same one you are talking about... unless there are serial high sock wearing lame joke telling maths teachers by the name of hyatt going around...
im pretty sure he spelt his name mr hyett. did you spell it wrong?
 

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My english teacher is renound in the school for her cough. everywhere she goes she has to cough some reason or the other.

she was mistaken twice once when someperson had whooping cough and most recent swine flu

......lol..........
:haha:
 

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We had one of those teacher-in-training teachers in chem for a while;

He always had the bottom button of his shirt undone, but tucked into his pants so it exposed his bellybutton....pretty sure it was unintentional, i hope :)

The best thing was he wiped chalk of his hands on his black pants leaving chalk all over them, I only remember him as chalkpants :D

(Hes a full teacher at the school now, i saw him the other day...of course with a little chalk smeared on the side of his pants...)
 

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