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shortygb said:
i could be the midget!:D
you like the sound of being beaten round the head by a vacuum cleaner thingy do ya? cool.

curling will reach the everest of sport when it combines both the wheelchairs and midgets...
 

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this thread wouldnae reached this many replies without us curling nuts
 

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Bookie said:
I started it!!! :D :D

Midget curling? When is PETA going to come out and stop it?
i dunno, but i think they mite have put a stop to this midget sport:

Monday, May 16, 2005
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

The link is down, but the story sounds interesting. True facts:

1.) There exists a CMFL (Cambodian Midget Fighting league).
2.) It has a President.
3.) They have an Advertising Campaign.
4.) There is apparently a sanctioning boday that has the authority to stop a fight given a specific set of circumstances.
5.) 28 dead in 12 minutes is one of the circumstances.

could we manage to put lions and wrestling into wheelchair-midget curling as well?

or is that just complicated?
 

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really? well the story was useful:

now, the two teams curl the midget into the target thingy. then, the midgets need to race to the centre, the first one there wins. they need to wrestle each other to get their and win for their team.

australian midgets would beat cambodian midgets anyday

PETA would be ok wid that, wont they?
 

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yeah, dont knock midget curling. just because you dont play it doesn't mean others cant. just because you dont think its a real sport doesnt mean others dont enjoy it. have you gone down to the local ice place (watever u call them) and played it yourself?

you must lack the skill and patience to play midget curling, Jen. until you play in a serious midget curling competition, you arent in the position to complain.
 

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OMFG I didnt voice my opinion on the sport at all...
All I said was "Think of the midgets they cant help it if they're short"

Bookie said:
I reckon being on a wheelchair on ice would be much easier than skating. But I dont wanna be slack to those who are disabled. It'd be wrong.
Im not classing midgets are disabled people, but they are similar sort of situations...dont you think you are being slack to midgets by wanting to throw them at targets?
 

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unless we start using midgets instead of bowling balls in bowling too...

i'd give that a go. it would improve the sport. the sponsors would probably get on board, more spectators, and it gives midgets another career instead of having to act as one of the seven dwarfs in snow white.

everyones a winner :)
 

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all the more reason for using midgets in sport. they'll become superstars, earning millions, scoring roots from 6ft babes...

i wish i was a midget
 

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