Nose Bleed
ex-loser
hey do girls wee AND poo at the same time?
guys do (i think)
guys do (i think)
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Almighty Jafar
Banned
that's a great question.i have no idea, but if guys can do it, probably girls can too.
i had the same maths teacher from year 7 to year 10 and we hated each other. most of the class hated him aswell. we used to puch him and push him coz we knew that he would snap. one day he snapped a 1 metre wooden ruler on my desk and shards of wood flew everywhere. i was only centimetres away form slipping my hand under so he would hit me and be sacked. i hated that FAG!
huh ? No, it sounds like he spends his lunches there. Which is weird, but not quite as weird as your next question:
HUH ? I don't think its possible (and I'm not about to try
). But again, HUH ? and also yuk What on earth made you wonder ?And guys do ? Really ? But actually, I don't think I want to know.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck.......
Almighty Jafar
Banned
no, my mates told me about it when they went in there once.
Note: I didn't notice for quite some time, meaning i noticed after their response
Almighty Jafar
Banned
nah, he would have left anyway
heheh this didnt happen to my but funny none the less.. gives you an idea of the teachers and principle in our school..
we have this block that is 2 stories. classes beneath and 1 classroom above and then a cubby hole type thing.
In year 10 my friends decided seeing hte teacher hadnt arrived today was hte day that they were gonna see wat was in the cubby hole. So they climbed in and were standing on woodbits, but my dumbarse friend didnt ever think that the plaster boards wouldnt hold you, so he stands on it (him being a 6'4 footy player and built like a brick).. falls through and is hangin on by his arms.. heheheh so they all rush out and close it up and turn around to find them selves caught..
ehehheh.. here the teacher goes on to explain how VERY dangerous it is and all that and wat if they had of fallen through how bad it would have been.. then my mate bursts out laughin so he gets himself into more trouble... when finally they explain they actually did fall through..
he got sent to the principle when the principle came ot see the damage she explained how it was gona cost them a fortune to fix it as they were gonna have to fix the whole entire celing.. (this is the way our principle is.. exegerator)..
then my mate being hte smart ass he is.. couldnt keep his mouth shut and said "really? whole ceiling.. i was thinking maybe the whole building for a hole that small.. err i mean big.." (with a massive smile on his face)
he was suspended.
we have this block that is 2 stories. classes beneath and 1 classroom above and then a cubby hole type thing.
In year 10 my friends decided seeing hte teacher hadnt arrived today was hte day that they were gonna see wat was in the cubby hole. So they climbed in and were standing on woodbits, but my dumbarse friend didnt ever think that the plaster boards wouldnt hold you, so he stands on it (him being a 6'4 footy player and built like a brick).. falls through and is hangin on by his arms.. heheheh so they all rush out and close it up and turn around to find them selves caught..
ehehheh.. here the teacher goes on to explain how VERY dangerous it is and all that and wat if they had of fallen through how bad it would have been.. then my mate bursts out laughin so he gets himself into more trouble... when finally they explain they actually did fall through..
he got sent to the principle when the principle came ot see the damage she explained how it was gona cost them a fortune to fix it as they were gonna have to fix the whole entire celing.. (this is the way our principle is.. exegerator)..
then my mate being hte smart ass he is.. couldnt keep his mouth shut and said "really? whole ceiling.. i was thinking maybe the whole building for a hole that small.. err i mean big.." (with a massive smile on his face)
he was suspended.
MiuMiu
Somethin' special....
hehe thats pretty funny
someone smashed a window with a hairdryer at one of our camps (it was a guy and it involved a swinging motion with the cord) but we all swore we wouldn't tell so he just closed the curtain and nothing came of it!!
someone smashed a window with a hairdryer at one of our camps (it was a guy and it involved a swinging motion with the cord) but we all swore we wouldn't tell so he just closed the curtain and nothing came of it!!
ahha about smashing windows!!
at our yr10 camp.. we had 'fight club'.. which is where we all have boxing gloves and smash each other like fight club till one loses.. then its hte next persons turn. (1 on 1)
anyways one of hte fights got out of hand and htye broke the window.. so we all panicked then ended up telling the teacher that we were moshing and dancing and broke the window.. they believed it.. and we got away with it
at our yr10 camp.. we had 'fight club'.. which is where we all have boxing gloves and smash each other like fight club till one loses.. then its hte next persons turn. (1 on 1)
anyways one of hte fights got out of hand and htye broke the window.. so we all panicked then ended up telling the teacher that we were moshing and dancing and broke the window.. they believed it.. and we got away with it
bookboy18
Knight of the PIGhood
We got a really psycho teacher at school.
From all I've heard he has:
1) Puched 5 holes in 4 different alls
2) Thrown many different items accross the yard (diaries, bags, students)
3) Cracked 3 overhead projectors and
4) Destroyed 2 radio thingys
From all I've heard he has:
1) Puched 5 holes in 4 different alls
2) Thrown many different items accross the yard (diaries, bags, students)
3) Cracked 3 overhead projectors and
4) Destroyed 2 radio thingys
MiuMiu
Somethin' special....
oh when I was in year 7 we had a teacher that used to just pick up random people's folders and throw them out the (2nd story) window when he had the shits. He was asked to leave.
Twintip
Member
In year 5 we used to have desks with a hinged-lid on them and all our books underneath. On day my teacher went nuts and picked up this guys' desk and emptied the entire contents of it out of the second storey window into the garden bed.
I never really got in trouble. In junior high school, the worst was when a PE Teacher went on a campaign to get me expelled because I was yelling out during cricket. Things like 'Go for it dick'ead! 'Ave a go!' And so on. The usual Aussie cricket abuse.
'That's not cricket' she said. 'You haven't seen cricket baby' I said. Oh gosh I was witty in year 8.
But in year 12, about 2 weeks before the HSC started, well...I got in quite a bit of trouble. There was a mix-up involving the internet, pornography, a teacher and so on, and I was wrongfully accused of sexual harassment. But it sorted itself out eventually.
Rock on.
'That's not cricket' she said. 'You haven't seen cricket baby' I said. Oh gosh I was witty in year 8.
But in year 12, about 2 weeks before the HSC started, well...I got in quite a bit of trouble. There was a mix-up involving the internet, pornography, a teacher and so on, and I was wrongfully accused of sexual harassment. But it sorted itself out eventually.
Rock on.