Condoms thread. (1 Viewer)

[MysteryGenius]

No, just inexperienced with the ways of condom purchasing.

huh? i don't even... what?

 

[meilz92]

Choose a box from the shelf
Walk to the counter
Friendly chit chat with sales assistant
Complete the transaction like any other purchase

Not
Hard

 

[Arcorn]

Choose a box from the shelf
Walk to the counter
Friendly chit chat with sales assistant
Complete the transaction like any other purchase

Not
Hard

He'd probably be hard just from talking to the counter chick.

 

[Riproot]

Soooo like back to the OP...
Ansell Zero doms are horrible, in a pack of 8 there were 5 that either broke or weren't made properly. Pretty shit odds if the chick's not on the pill.

This.
Ansell Zero are the worst!

 

[meilz92]

you learnt the hard way lol

 

[Riproot]

.

Also, to you saying that condom purchasing isn't awkward before. It kinda was when I was like 14/15... :/
Especially when the old chicks at coles give you dirty looks and stop just before scanning wondering if they should sell them to you.
WOULD YOU RATHER ME DIE FROM AIDS YOU STUPID CUNT?!

 

[Riproot]

That's Riproot, not Arcorn. Unless he's hiding something from us!

Why do you mention me all the time? You're so creepy.

 

[Shadowdude]

Why do you mention me all the time? You're so creepy.

When I hear teenage father or something like that - you're the first name that comes to mind.

Just says wonders about the kinds of people we discuss on this forum.

 

[Riproot]

When I hear teenage father or something like that - you're the first name that comes to mind.
Just says wonders about the kinds of people we discuss on this forum.

What do you mean by that?

 

[Shadowdude]

What do you mean by that?

Thought process:

Teenage Father --> Riproot.

Similar to:

Satellite --> Lena's "Satellite"
Chicken Nuggets --> Supersize Me sketch

etc.

 

[Queenroot]

studded and ribbed and flavoured

 

[Crisium]

studded and ribbed and flavoured

I thought you preferred chocolate though?

 

[Queenroot]

I thought you preferred chocolate though?

Chocolate flavoured. I think four seasons has one but someone mentioned they are shit on the first page.

 

[Crisium]

Chocolate flavoured. I think four seasons has one but someone mentioned they are shit on the first page.

Ah those bring back the memories

In year 9 PDHPE theory we had to practice putting it onto banana's and people would go around putting it on door knobs of other class rooms

 

[Queenroot]

Yeah we had to do that too

People put lube on the door knobs lels

 

[Gary_Oak]

I prefer not to fuck with condoms

 

[Queenroot]

I prefer not to fuck with condoms

Because your hand doesn't get pregnant

 

[Shadowdude]

I have a friend - and he was like, "Chocolate flavoured condom? wtf" (this was in first year? Or maybe second, can't remember)

Anyway, he opened it. And in a mentally scarring scene - he started tasting the condom.


cannot unsee

 

[Queenroot]

How did it taste

 

[Chronost]

Get da pill