dumping lines (2 Viewers)

[somborac]

i had this used on me this year:
"whenever i try to study i think of you and instead of answering the question i write your name...and now im really behind the school work, so i think we have to take a brake and after the exams we'll see"
and that was that, didnt really see her afterwards.

 

[thejosiekiller]

thats just bshit- just like what happened to bubzD ....

 

[somborac]

ye thats what i figured as well, but she had some huge fight with her family that day and i cant help to think i was somewhat center of that fight.

 

[trumpet geek]

my line is 'i love my trumpet more than you'

 

[Agnes2810]

every dumping line sounds equally pathetic and lame,,,

no one wants to tell u that youre not as hot as they thought, or you have a weird thing coming out of your face, or your second toe is longer then ur big toe

 

[thorrnydevil]

I would say: "I'm sorry [name], your fired!"

A guy in the year below me dumped his girlfriend through letter. It was quite amusing as they never talked and she was a mute. I found this out through my brother, who also dated her.

 

[Emily.]

haha dating a mute
that would be hilarious

 

[thejosiekiller]

a mute would just give u the finger

 

[corro]

a mute would just give u the finger

where . . . .

 

[..:MizJay:..]

i got stuck in that kind of situation with an ex...luckily i dont see her at all that much

because ud kill her? is her name Josie??

 

[thejosiekiller]

nah the friends name was talia, josie was my english 2unit teacher- fucking bitch

 

[Enoch]

wen i tried to pick up i got

-your a good "friend".lets stay friends.


lets jus say i neva talked to her again....

 

[jen23]

mt most recent dumping discussion (the past month has been the worst ive ever had in any relationship.. we've had literally maybe 8 break up talks in 3 weeks.. ) included:
him: maybe this isnt worth the hassel, we always just fight and get back together, but we always fight again.
me: but when we're together the good times are so good they outweigh the bad..
him: yeah i know, i was just testing you to see if you secretly wanted to break up or not
me: thats so nasty.. blah blah (then a real break up talk happened over him being nasty with the fake one..)

 

[concession]

"have you ever tried syphillis?"

to girl
"your eyes remind me of this guy i used to be intimate with"

not really dumping lines but i'm prety sure they wont come near you again

 

[flipsyde]

three words... I am Gay or I am Straight... depending on which way you swing

 

[jumb]

"The condom broke last night, so I'm breaking up with you"

OR

"I'm too attractive to be dating you."

 

[sped_kid01]

^ lol ^ thats wayyy too harsh...
ive never been with someone who i would want to break up with in a 'mean' way

 

[tammer]

"i feel like i'm holding you back"

 

[Agnes2810]

"u smell ."

lol

 

[RaineeDays]

one of my ex's said he didnt know who he wanted to b with.. me or his ex.. n then he was comparing me to her right in front of me. i was crushed lol cos i did the whole.. well if i just do this.. n that.. then i will b like her.. lol aw dear that was so long ago.. n guys.. never ever do that to a chick.. pleaaaase!