ever hurt urself whilst having sex??? (1 Viewer)

[Nick]

No, a simple queen sized bed... he landed on his arm when it was behind his back and it went horribly wrong... we found it halarious. Everyone we'd meet, we'd ask him to tell them how he broke his arm and collarbone. Funny stuff.

still sounds suspicious

you sure he wasn't doing some wack hanging from the ceiling on meathooks s&m shit

 

[A2RAYA]

jesus christ...wtf was he doing...were they like crash tackling each other or sumthin and then getting it on?

 

[Nick]

jesus christ...wtf was he doing...were they like crash tackling each other or sumthin and then getting it on?

see my above post

 

[bubz :D]

sore knees, sore leg muscles, errrm sore jaw... basically just soreness... but i've never really hurt myself

 

[Raiks]

Beats me what they were doing but they stick to their story. Plus its not hard ot break bones, just need your bones in the right position and the right amount of torque and bam.

Put your arm behind your back and imagine falling on it.... I think its possible he did it merely be falling.

 

[A2RAYA]

sounds about right..or some other weird kinky shit...having sex upside down and with blindfolds on maybe....while hanging off the ceiling with meathooks

thats pretty dam disturbing now that u think about it

 

[Raiks]

I might pass on the mental imagery of that.

 

[Agnes2810]

if we go at it for ages, wen i get up the next morning, and try to sit down, my legs wont stop shaking! haha!

 

[Bone577]

I find it hard to believe you can have sex and never hurt yourself.

The next day I always wake up feeling like I had a full body workout session the day before, absolutely hurting all over.

 

[Agnes2810]

I find it hard to believe you can have sex and never hurt yourself.

The next day I always wake up feeling like I had a full body workout session the day before, absolutely hurting all over.

haha yeh me too! like youve been to the gym !

 

[Minai]

Hmm...very sore quad's (from not stretching them before engaging in sex of the standing up variety)

 

[Agnes2810]

Hmm...very sore quad's (from not stretching them before engaging in sex of the standing up variety)

haha who stretches b4 sex?

minai...

 

[Bone577]

haha yeh me too! like youve been to the gym !

With the same benefits too, soo much better than gym, just have copious amounts of sex.

 

[Agnes2810]

yeah! loads of sex!! is good! is don is good

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

i knew a guy who got cramps and fell off lolz
another one narrowly missed gettin a penile fracture.. YES its possible.. downside to having the woman on top

 

[thejosiekiller]

i thought u could only get bruising- then i heard this story like that 1 where the guy, i dont know fucked up the muscles in his dick...poor bastard

 

[+Po1ntDeXt3r+]

nope.. u can damage the 'vessel' (but its spongy) too ..
see its a blood vessel thats unique.. so lik wat happens is *according to a drinking 6th yr med student* that blunt force causes the stiff walls to collapse..leading to bent penis

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[SKA]

haha yeh me too! like youve been to the gym !

did u know that having sex is a form of exercise?

 

[Minai]

haha who stretches b4 sex?

minai...

Well, if you're having sex standing up...!
It's the same as not stretching before long-distance running

 

[PookieMonster]

nope.. u can damage the 'vessel' (but its spongy) too ..
see its a blood vessel thats unique.. so lik wat happens is *according to a drinking 6th yr med student* that blunt force causes the stiff walls to collapse..leading to bent penis

*WARNING*
CONTAINS MEDICAL CONTENT:
by clicking u agree that u have been warned
http://www.mdchoice.com/photo/pto0025.asp

talk about erectile dysfunction! and thats some really grose hair happening there.