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Candidates who quoted Pamela Bradley
On the whole did badly,
While those who knew their Wiedeman to the letter
Fared somewhat better;
And seldom did those students waste their time
Who cited Sir Ronald Syme.
Feeling brave? Then mention if you dare, Oh! -
Guglielmo Ferrero.
Often used, though sometimes quite erroneous,
Was naughty old Suetonius,
And many students took to quoting back at us
Bitter, angry Tacitus.
We looked out for, but didn't often see, Oh! -
Some reference to that Greek chap, Cassius Dio.
The one thing you must always try to do is
Refer to the mysterious A.P. Lewis!
But when a student quoted from Paul Zanker,
We knew for sure he or she was a bloody very knowledgeable student indeed!
Revised version, reposted.
On the whole did badly,
While those who knew their Wiedeman to the letter
Fared somewhat better;
And seldom did those students waste their time
Who cited Sir Ronald Syme.
Feeling brave? Then mention if you dare, Oh! -
Guglielmo Ferrero.
Often used, though sometimes quite erroneous,
Was naughty old Suetonius,
And many students took to quoting back at us
Bitter, angry Tacitus.
We looked out for, but didn't often see, Oh! -
Some reference to that Greek chap, Cassius Dio.
The one thing you must always try to do is
Refer to the mysterious A.P. Lewis!
But when a student quoted from Paul Zanker,
We knew for sure he or she was a bloody very knowledgeable student indeed!
Revised version, reposted.