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"A pile of shit has a thousand eyes!" (Stand By Me)
Vincent : They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules : A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent : Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules : "Le Big-Mac".
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
Esmeralda : What is your name?
Butch : Butch.
Esmeralda : What does it mean?
Butch : I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Butch : FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK.
Waitress : "Garçon" means boy.
Mia : I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Vincent : They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules : A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent : Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules : "Le Big-Mac".
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
Esmeralda : What is your name?
Butch : Butch.
Esmeralda : What does it mean?
Butch : I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Butch : FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK.
Waitress : "Garçon" means boy.
Mia : I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
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Dominic
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Godfather part 1:
"Leave the gun, bring the cannoli"
"Leave the gun, bring the cannoli"
Tommy_Lamp
Coco
NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!?!?! (Aliens)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (APOCALYPSE NOW)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." (GONE WITH THE WIND)
"My mama always said: life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (FORREST GUMP)
"Go ahead punk, make my day." (DIRTY HARRY)
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve 'im up real nice (SCARFACE)They tell me the fuckin smog's the fuckin reason you have such beautiful fuckin sunsets in this city (GET SHORTY)
And of course you cant go wrong with any Godfather Quotes:
Don Corleone: But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him...if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one who will break the peace we have made here
Don Corleone: I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them as you can see. They talk when they should listen.
Don Corleone: I never wanted this for you. I worked my whole life, I don't apologize, to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the string held by all those big shots. I don't apologize, that's my life. But I thought that when it was your time that you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator Corleone. Governor Corleone. Somethin'.
Michael: Another pezzonovante.
Don Corleone: Well.. there just wasn't enough time, Michael. Wasn't enough time.
Michael: We'll get there Pop. We'll get there.
Don Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Corleone: Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Michael: Fredo, you're my older brother... and I love you...but don't ever take sides, with anyone, against the family again. Ever.
Michael: My father's no different than any other powerful man. Any man who's responsible for other people, like a Senator, or a President.
Kay: Do you know how naive you sound?
Michael: Why?
Kay: Senators and Presidents don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
I love the Godfather so much
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (APOCALYPSE NOW)
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." (GONE WITH THE WIND)
"My mama always said: life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." (FORREST GUMP)
"Go ahead punk, make my day." (DIRTY HARRY)
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve 'im up real nice (SCARFACE)They tell me the fuckin smog's the fuckin reason you have such beautiful fuckin sunsets in this city (GET SHORTY)
And of course you cant go wrong with any Godfather Quotes:
Don Corleone: But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him...if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that I do not forgive. But that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one who will break the peace we have made here
Don Corleone: I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them as you can see. They talk when they should listen.
Don Corleone: I never wanted this for you. I worked my whole life, I don't apologize, to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the string held by all those big shots. I don't apologize, that's my life. But I thought that when it was your time that you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator Corleone. Governor Corleone. Somethin'.
Michael: Another pezzonovante.
Don Corleone: Well.. there just wasn't enough time, Michael. Wasn't enough time.
Michael: We'll get there Pop. We'll get there.
Don Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Don Corleone: Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Michael: Fredo, you're my older brother... and I love you...but don't ever take sides, with anyone, against the family again. Ever.
Michael: My father's no different than any other powerful man. Any man who's responsible for other people, like a Senator, or a President.
Kay: Do you know how naive you sound?
Michael: Why?
Kay: Senators and Presidents don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
I love the Godfather so much
The Bograt
boredofuni
Holy Grail:
LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
God : Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur and knights: Run away!
Lord of the Rings:
SAM: "I can't carry it for you...But I can carry you!"
LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
God : Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur and knights: Run away!
Lord of the Rings:
SAM: "I can't carry it for you...But I can carry you!"
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"i came here to study the great american art of muff diving, to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one american pink taco stand"
"don't be a fool timmy, wrap your tool... those crazy kids and their crazy VD's"
"don't be a fool timmy, wrap your tool... those crazy kids and their crazy VD's"
Dominic
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Godfather III
Tonight the Corleone Family settles its accounts. Kienzig, that little Swiss banker fuck. He's been swindling everyone from the beginning...Don Lucchesi, my friend—Carlo will pay him a visit. Neri, take a train to Rome, and light a candle for the Archbishop.
Tonight the Corleone Family settles its accounts. Kienzig, that little Swiss banker fuck. He's been swindling everyone from the beginning...Don Lucchesi, my friend—Carlo will pay him a visit. Neri, take a train to Rome, and light a candle for the Archbishop.
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starchky and hutch - Ben Stiller "Do it. Do it. Just do it"
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Ooh I love the Emperor's New Groove.. It's got some of the funniest quotes I've ever heard.. I get paid out cos its on my favourites shelf at work (i work in a video store) but seriously good wholesome family humour!!
[Kronk's shoulder angel and devil debate saving Kuzco]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil : Listen up, big guy; I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: look at that guy. He's got that sissy, stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel : We've been through this. It's a harp... and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil : Yeah, right, that's a harp... and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel : Robe.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil : Reason number two: Look what I can do. Ha ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk : Wait, what does that has to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel : No, wait. He's got a point.
[the palace guards have been transformed into animals]
Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home now?
Yzma : All right. You're excused. Anybody else?
Other Guards: No, no. We're good.
Yzma : Looking for this?
[holds up the vial of human extract]
Yzma : [Kuzco and Pacha gasp]
Kuzco : Yzma! How did you get here?
Yzma : Uh -
[pauses]
Yzma : How DID we get here, Kronk?
Kronk : You've got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
[Kronk holds up a map of the two parties' trails, showing Yzma's and Kronk's falling down a canyon halfway through]
Yzma : Oh well.
[Pacha has gotten himself and Kuzco tied to a log]
Kuzco : Maybe I'm just new to this whole "rescuing" thing, but this, to *me*, might be considered a set backwards, wouldn't you say?
Pacha : No, no; this is all right. We can work this out.
[the log starts to break]
Kuzco : I hate you.
[Kronk's shoulder angel and devil debate saving Kuzco]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil : Listen up, big guy; I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one: look at that guy. He's got that sissy, stringy music thing.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel : We've been through this. It's a harp... and you know it.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil : Yeah, right, that's a harp... and that's a dress.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel : Robe.
Kronk's Shoulder Devil : Reason number two: Look what I can do. Ha ha!
[does one-armed handstand]
Kronk : Wait, what does that has to do with anything?
Kronk's Shoulder Angel : No, wait. He's got a point.
[the palace guards have been transformed into animals]
Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home now?
Yzma : All right. You're excused. Anybody else?
Other Guards: No, no. We're good.
Yzma : Looking for this?
[holds up the vial of human extract]
Yzma : [Kuzco and Pacha gasp]
Kuzco : Yzma! How did you get here?
Yzma : Uh -
[pauses]
Yzma : How DID we get here, Kronk?
Kronk : You've got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
[Kronk holds up a map of the two parties' trails, showing Yzma's and Kronk's falling down a canyon halfway through]
Yzma : Oh well.
[Pacha has gotten himself and Kuzco tied to a log]
Kuzco : Maybe I'm just new to this whole "rescuing" thing, but this, to *me*, might be considered a set backwards, wouldn't you say?
Pacha : No, no; this is all right. We can work this out.
[the log starts to break]
Kuzco : I hate you.
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bahodl said:
omg thats my favourite part !! me & my friend always do that bit and ppl just look at us funny..
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'undercover brother' takes the gold medal.
The Chief: Today is a great day for black people of all races.
Conspiracy Brother: Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:...slept with black men.
Conspiracy Brother: Oh my God! It's Macy Gray with Porkchop Sideburns.
[After witnessing the General's speech]
The Chief: Smart Brother, you're so damn smart. Can you tell us what the Hell just happened?
Smart Brother: Well, uh, I, uh, um...
The Chief: (mocking him) Well, um, I, uh...Shut up! If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd ask his skinny Black Ass!
Conspiracy Brother: Ha, ha! In your face! Ha! I'm a...HEY!!!
The Chief: Good work, White She-Devil. Oh, and you in too.
Conspiracy Brother: What the Fuck?!? Chief! I've never seen this bitch in my agent classes! I'm still paying the loans off, man! I sleep on a pissy mattress! I ain't got good food to eat! I borough money for my Weed! I quit! That's it. Y'all ain't got Conspiracy Brother Jones to kick around no more! Give me a pillow case...I'm joining the Klan!
Anton Jackson: [Whispering] I see white people.
The Chief: Today is a great day for black people of all races.
Conspiracy Brother: Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:...slept with black men.
Conspiracy Brother: Oh my God! It's Macy Gray with Porkchop Sideburns.
[After witnessing the General's speech]
The Chief: Smart Brother, you're so damn smart. Can you tell us what the Hell just happened?
Smart Brother: Well, uh, I, uh, um...
The Chief: (mocking him) Well, um, I, uh...Shut up! If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd ask his skinny Black Ass!
Conspiracy Brother: Ha, ha! In your face! Ha! I'm a...HEY!!!
The Chief: Good work, White She-Devil. Oh, and you in too.
Conspiracy Brother: What the Fuck?!? Chief! I've never seen this bitch in my agent classes! I'm still paying the loans off, man! I sleep on a pissy mattress! I ain't got good food to eat! I borough money for my Weed! I quit! That's it. Y'all ain't got Conspiracy Brother Jones to kick around no more! Give me a pillow case...I'm joining the Klan!
Anton Jackson: [Whispering] I see white people.