Captain Gh3y, you are a fundamentalist KKK sympathizer because you don't believe that people should be forced to contribute to society!
maniella, you are a bourgeois capitalist swine because you don't think that "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is a fundamentally good idea!
ObjectsInSpace, you are a two-faced warmonger because you remain faithful to your spouse!
Kabbasi, you are a two-faced red-baiter because you only say you saw "Fahrenheit 9/11" but you went to see Schwartzenegger in T3 instead!
rusty, you are an intolerant caveman because you don't like the word "proactive"!
lil dynamyt, you are an immigrant-bashing elitist because you don't root for the Iraqi insurgents!