FOR GUYS.....what do you think?? (1 Viewer)

[ellybellywyatt]

50 things we wish girls knew :uhhuh:

• We aren’t mind readers!
• We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
• When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
• Smoking is the biggest turn off.
• It never hurts to work out.
• If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
• "Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
• If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) <
• Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
• Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
• No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
• You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
• Girls look good naked so stop worrying. <
• Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
• We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
• Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
• If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
• The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
• Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person. <
• If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
• Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
• You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
• Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
• We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
• Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
• Giving head is never a bad idea.
• We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
• There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
• We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
• You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
• “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
• Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
• You’re probably not as funny as you think.
• Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
• Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
• Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
• You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
• For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
• If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
• The red light means the video camera is off.
• A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
• Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher. <
• Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
• The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
• Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
• Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making. <
• Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
• If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
• The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
• 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.

 

[Jess007]

haa im printing it off and giving it to my bf..he'll have a laugh and agree with every single one lol

 

[pattii]

Giving head is never a bad idea.

unless u've got braces?

 

[mr_brightside]

tl:dr

 

[lyounamu]

50 things we wish girls knew :uhhuh:

• We aren’t mind readers!
• We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
• When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
• Smoking is the biggest turn off.
• It never hurts to work out.
• If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
• "Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
• If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) <
• Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
• Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
• No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
• You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
• Girls look good naked so stop worrying. <
• Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
• We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
• Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
• If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
• The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
• Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person. <
• If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
• Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
• You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
• Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
• We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
• Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
• Giving head is never a bad idea.
• We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
• There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
• We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
• You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
• “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
• Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
• You’re probably not as funny as you think.
• Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
• Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
• Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
• You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
• For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
• If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
• The red light means the video camera is off.
• A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
• Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher. <
• Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
• The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
• Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
• Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making. <
• Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
• If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
• The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
• 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.

... in your point of view, unfortunately. However, I must agree that SOME seem to be right.

 

[chelsea girl]

COOOOOOOOL sexist crap

 

[champo14]

unless u've got braces?

You clearly don't understand the mechanics of giving head and/or having braces.

 

[chelsea girl]

yeah, i never had a problem with my braces. maybe if one had really large teeth that were ever-present then braces would be like, an added thing in the way and would be massively annoying.

 

[ellybellywyatt]

OK but im sure having braces shouldnt change anything.....should it?? well i wouldn't personally know!!

 

[carreau]

The part about sex is wrong..

Sometimes I'm too tired.

Unless the gf has something kinky in mind.

 

[ellybellywyatt]

The part about sex is wrong..

Sometimes I'm too tired.

Unless the gf has something kinky in mind.

It always does help if there is something kinky in mind!!

 

[all.time.fiend]

this group has already failed on facebook.

 

[Vikkus]

It doesnt matter with braces or not.
Honest - They dont feel it.

 

[Devouree]

Lol, kissing with braces is kinda a bitch though (unless both have braces in which case shared pain???)

And how exactly would a girl know whether a guy feels braces when he's getting head? Maybe he just thinks your easy.

 

[mr_brightside]

It doesnt matter with braces or not.
Honest - They dont feel it.

lol riverside.

 

[Uncle Gran]

* We aren’t mind readers! True that one, because my sexness bloking your senses * We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. I do that for the business not the pleasure. * When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. Wait until unco timm finish watching the porno movie * Smoking is the biggest turn off. That's right, don't do the drug too. * It never hurts to work out. I will wrestle with the head chef at the Pho restraunt if need be. * If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. Letting someone know the truths only got me hit like a bitch. * "Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. I say "Peace outside, bitch" * If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) OK. * Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts). I think you watching too many DVDs. * Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. Or even in nothing. * No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. That's some fantastic fantasy. * You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us. No-one telling me what to do. * Girls look good naked so stop worrying. You could bear being bare? * Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity. For so long time. * We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know. Stroking that one like the banana. * Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with. Are you mistaking it for your legs? * If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious) If you touch you give sex ? (According to Amad Vagisel) * The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself. Girl's can't fut their underpants. * Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person. You reading too many fairy-tale. * If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior. Hahahaha my girlfriends .... * Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing. It blows nicely in the wind. * You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction. Static or kinetic ? * Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop. No don't to the jat off! * We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact. Same as above. * Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit. Giant dodge-ball. * Giving head is never a bad idea. Unless it someone's sweetheart. * We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us. Were you not born in the amniotic fluid that one ? * There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast. Good deal. * We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends. No not the gays! * You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.” Whatever you saying. * “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation. You wanting to play soccer or sucking ? That you choice. * Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged. Don't let her boyfriend know that one. * You’re probably not as funny as you think. Ahahahahaha very funny, cum back when you making stand-up comedying. * Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die. I work in the rice paddy, and one day I saw Brad Pitt on the magazine cover and I say 'I want to be that guy, so girls can come and say "He is such a sexy boy I want to lick his eggroll'" * Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article) I not the woman. I Uncle Gran. * Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill. No you let the man handle the BBQ, only hot guy handle the heat. * You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends. He running away now. * For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this. This is what make school so funny. * If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends. That's why I said "Mother-asshole" when I saw his pictures all over the internet. My career to be the professional underwear model got ruined. * The red light means the video camera is off. No it not. * A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off. Then do that one on the beach with the bitch. * Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher. < You try the man-chowder ? * Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.) No way bitch. * The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.” Don't call the nigger. * Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often. Only guy play the video game. * Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making. < I practice only at the arcade I know what you meaning. * Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated. Don't search us, we want to concealing stuff for our protection. * If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room. OK. * The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat. Sleep on it, bitch. * 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you. Well maybe that's why you leave him.

 

[pattii]

shit person that can'tgive head andso happens to have braces... what happens next?

 

[Uncle Gran]

* We aren’t mind readers!
True that one, because my sexness bloking your senses

* We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
I do that for the business not the pleasure.

* When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
Wait until unco timm finish watching the porno movie
* Smoking is the biggest turn off.
That's right, don't do the drug too.
* It never hurts to work out.
I will wrestle with the head chef at the Pho restraunt if need be.
* If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
Letting someone know the truths only got me hit like a bitch.
* "Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
I say "Peace outside, bitch"

* If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
OK.

* Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
I think you watching too many DVDs.

* Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
Or even in nothing.

* No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
That's some fantastic fantasy.

* You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
No-one telling me what to do.

* Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
You could bear being bare?

* Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
For so long time.

* We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
Stroking that one like the banana.

* Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
Are you mistaking it for your legs?

* If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
If you touch you give sex ? (According to Amad Vagisel)

* The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
Girl's can't fut their underpants.

* Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
You reading too many fairy-tale.

* If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
Hahahaha my girlfriends ....

* Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
It blows nicely in the wind.

* You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
Static or kinetic ?

* Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
No don't to the jat off!

* We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
Same as above.

* Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
Giant dodge-ball.

* Giving head is never a bad idea.
Unless it someone's sweetheart.

* We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
Were you not born in the amniotic fluid that one ?

* There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
Good deal.

* We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
No not the gays!
* You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
Whatever you saying.

* “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
You wanting to play soccer or sucking ? That you choice.

* Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
Don't let her boyfriend know that one.

* You’re probably not as funny as you think.
Ahahahahaha very funny, cum back when you making stand-up comedying.

* Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
I work in the rice paddy, and one day I saw Brad Pitt on the magazine cover and I say 'I want to be that guy, so girls can come and say "He is such a sexy boy I want to lick his eggroll'"

* Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
I not the woman.
I Uncle Gran.

* Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
No you let the man handle the BBQ, only hot guy handle the heat.

* You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
He running away now.

* For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
This is what make school so funny.

* If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
That's why I said "Mother-asshole" when I saw his pictures all over the internet.
My career to be the professional underwear model got ruined.

* The red light means the video camera is off.
No it not.

* A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
Then do that one on the beach with the bitch.

* Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher. <
You try the man-chowder ?

* Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
No way bitch.

* The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
Don't call the nigger.

* Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
Only guy play the video game.

* Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making. <
I practice only at the arcade I know what you meaning.

* Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
Don't search us, we want to concealing stuff for our protection.

* If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
OK.

* The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
Sleep on it, bitch.

* 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
Well maybe that's why you leave him.

 

[fernando]

^ no one is going to read that.

 

[xJennax]

Lol, kissing with braces is kinda a bitch though (unless both have braces in which case shared pain???)

I could only imagine one thing and that is getting locked and stuck together at the mouth.

The list is pretty funny though, I'm going to show it to my bf and see what he says.