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Funny Twist to my Extension 2 Story! (1 Viewer)

stace111

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Quick Question... Has anyone throughout their writing process accidently begun to write Pornography..dont laugh this seriously happened to me.

let me paint the picture for you...

It was a fine sunny afternoon, as the extension 2 english class sat around a table on the assembly area listening intentively to eachothers work. The teacher a woman in her 40's ushered at **stace** to go next she elgantly lifted her story, raising it before her eyes and began to read, unaware of the shock it was to instill.

(ok and I'd just like to point out that majority of that was exagerated for effect. And I would also like to point out that i did not intentionally or realise that my work had some, lets say sexual innuendo. in fact it took miss reading aloud untill i realised. so you do the same and see what you get from the next sentence)

"I step out of the house my knee length dress swaying around my legs as the cool breeze engulfs my open house."

Question?
-Is my teacher perverted for pointing this out?
OR
- am I a porno writer?
 

slowjam10

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o-m-g - that is so funny. I know i don't do extension two but i am planning to and sometimes i say thinsg that have sexual connotations by accident lol:eek::)
 

lapin.mignon

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I think someone wrote a whole story of sexual innuendo.

:]

I wonder if porno writers are well paid.

:/
 
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stace111

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Is it just me or does porno writing seem the lowest form of literature to anyone else? i mean you write "hard" and compare it to some sort of fruit and there you have it glorified porn. But i guess if my ideal journalist career falls through i know the porno scene is just waiting for me... i can just see how proud my mother would be :)

OR
i could go the whole sarah Jessica Parker way and incopoarte both. my own sex in the city though it would be more like sex in a smaller town outside of the city lol
works for everyone?
 

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You know if you hadn't pointed out the whole sexual innuendo I wouldn't have even noticed.

In your end-o.
 

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