Gang superglues naked man to exercise bike (1 Viewer)

[Triangulum]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200705/s1913730.htm

A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report today.

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

 

[PrettyVacant]

What the fuck?

That's awful.

 

[jemsta]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

lmao hahahaha...what a surprise you'd get walking thru the door and finding that...hahahahahahaha

 

[jimmayyy]

lmao

 

[vulgarfraction]

Haha yeah I saw that..

Was he sitting on the bike? If he was, that would've sucked. A lot.

 

[Gilbert1]

Lol they would have had to hold him down for a while so the glue dried

 

[Triangulum]

I don't see why they needed him to be naked. That just makes it seem like a weird fetish.

 

[KFunk]

Sounds pretty scary, though it beats death. Top marks to the street thugs for ingenuity.

 

[Serius]

I don't see why they needed him to be naked. That just makes it seem like a weird fetish.

because then he could just rip his clothes. Thats like the most efficient[and funny] way to keep someone in the same spot and silent for ages.

It would have been funny at first when he is trying to tell his partner he is superglued[with mouth shut] Then she would be like omg why are u sitting on that bike naked! talk to me damnit stop grunting! for fuck sake iam going to throw you off that bike

AHH JESUS MY BALLS!

 

[Triangulum]

because then he could just rip his clothes.

Good point.

It would have been funny at first when he is trying to tell his partner he is superglued[with mouth shut] Then she would be like omg why are u sitting on that bike naked! talk to me damnit stop grunting! for fuck sake iam going to throw you off that bike

AHH JESUS MY BALLS!

Argggh. That's not a pleasant thought at all.

I wonder if they actually brought the superglue along with them, as a creative alternative to duct tape, or if it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.

 

[PrettyVacant]

Well, these criminals may jsut be caught up in a vicious CYCLE of crime.

They might be illegally PEDD(A)LING this man's property!

It's stories like this that make me wonder if I'm well GEARED enough against robbery.

Don't you just TYRE of my lame jokes?



Sorry =(

<3 I laughed when you SPOKE that.

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