Guide to PICKING UP first years. (2 Viewers)

scarybunny

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Carry blister plasters and offer them to the girls who so stupidly wear heels to the first week of uni.
 

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i love girls in sexy shoes... i think it's like a fetish of mine

like not the shoes as in i want the shoes, but just seeing really sexy shoes on girls (ie: heels) looks soooo hot


girls, please wear stilettos! thanks.
 

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girls at uni wearing stilettos = trying way too hard, looks completely trashy imo
 

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i disagree, i think it's sexy and i suggest all women wear stilettos
 

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But Mike, they're those slow walking people everyone wants to secretly punch in the head. :p

I'm not saying heels aren't sexy; I love them. But come on; at uni? Especially at UNSW? Up the Basser steps? Or to the Scientia? HOW CAN THEY HANDLE IT?
 

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I can come back to that with: "slow walking = more time to stare as they walk past :cool:" but that would make me sound seedy.
 

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Too late! :p

But seriously, it's not attractive watching them struggle in heels up lots of steps. Not sexy at all. Ankle wobbling.
 

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Too late! :p

But seriously, it's not attractive watching them struggle in heels up lots of steps. Not sexy at all. Ankle wobbling.
but then. one can always sweep them off their feet, and carry them to the top to (as per the thread title) "pick up" first years ;) and then let things roll off from there.

Alternatively, pick them up, carry them to the top and then push them down the stairs for the lols.
 

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be super nice. most first years are confused and lost so look approachable and be helpful!!!
 

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omg Dumsum reminded me in chit-chat, SPEED DATING AT 0-WEEK!!!
Dont even go there... The place will be so packed at that dark-as-fuck, little roundhouse that the only people you'll be meeting will be the other guys who severely unbalance the sex ratio at that event.

If you're keen though, go early...
 

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Example of such pickups:

2ndYrBoi: Oh hai, do u liek mudkipz?
1stYrGrl: Yah I like mudkipz.
2ndYrBoi: OMG I luv mudkipz too.
1stYrGrl: (Makes first move)
Pregnancy, abortion, repeat.
 

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