Ugly, but not sure about the 'motherfuka' bit.
If you want to say s/he is hot, then go ahead. But just remember to blast yourself off earth afterwards.
About the 'bastard' bit, no. I'm but no means an illegitimate child.
I've heard of the Ladder Theory, but not the Justin's theory, so what is that?
Well his theory has basically been proven wrong. If you find it to be 'correct,' then you'rte basically wrong to.
Nice try, but we all know what you're thinking of.
If you don't care about sex, then that'll mean you can pretty much even date an 80 year old granny.