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How To: Destro a years worth of work in 5 easy steps (1 Viewer)

wLym

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Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

IamSalvidor said:
1) Don't to anything in the July school holidays - Do absolutely nothing - watch tv or something

2) Cram before every trial exam (Note - this is the only study you may do)

3) Forget how to count - thus fail maths

4) Get a maximum of four hours sleep the night before. This way anything you thought you retained will be completely gone.

5) Post lots on this forum. Or better yet NS

Happy failiage everyone!:wave:
Dude, this is exactly the boat im in right now...and its sinking....fast.
 

limbo-gal

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I'd laugh, but it'd be that shit-I'm-so-screwed-let's-go-cry-in-a-hole kind of laughter...
 

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Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

IamSalvidor said:
1) Don't to anything in the July school holidays - Do absolutely nothing - watch tv or something

2) Cram before every trial exam (Note - this is the only study you may do)

3) Forget how to count - thus fail maths

4) Get a maximum of four hours sleep the night before. This way anything you thought you retained will be completely gone.

5) Post lots on this forum. Or better yet NS

Happy failiage everyone!:wave:
Are you trying to be funny? Because you're totally UNFUNNY. Don't you realise that the HSC is the be-all and end-all of our lives? Jesus, can't you recognise that it means more than anything else in the world?
MAn o man... some slackers...
 

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Azurie said:
Obviously you did no work in year so what you destory :p
but yeah the night before the exam is best time to study according to my technique
i followed the 4

2) Cram before every trial exam (Note - this is the only study you may do)

3) Forget how to count - thus fail maths

4) Get a maximum of four hours sleep the night before. This way anything you thought you retained will be completely gone.

5) Post lots on this forum. Or better yet NS

LoL
 

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Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

Black.Magic said:
Are you trying to be funny? Because you're totally UNFUNNY. Don't you realise that the HSC is the be-all and end-all of our lives? Jesus, can't you recognise that it means more than anything else in the world?
MAn o man... some slackers...

WTF B all n End all OMG....dont say that shit fckin i wouold of killed myself half way through me trials....
 

limbo-gal

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Re: How To: Destroy a years worth of work in 5 easy steps

dodgyv said:
Black.Magic said:
Are you trying to be funny? Because you're totally UNFUNNY. Don't you realise that the HSC is the be-all and end-all of our lives? Jesus, can't you recognise that it means more than anything else in the world?
MAn o man... some slackers...
WTF B all n End all OMG....dont say that shit fckin i wouold of killed myself half way through me trials....
Following this and after reading other similar posts I've come to the conclusion that the world needs some universally recognisable text symbol that alerts those reading that the writer is being sarcastic.

Too much room for misinterpretation with all this lack of facial expression, tone of voice, etc...
 

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