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[carrotsss]

i didn't even realise but if i bought a $600 NVDA call for the 12 of Feb 2024 i would have made fuckin bank. With NVDA at $722.48, each call would have made a $188.58 return (from $3.9), netting an increase of 3041%.

beware everyone, when i turn 18 i will become the most prolific options trader to ever life even deepfuckingvalue will be sweating on his yacht

just watch, the second you put actual money in the market is crashing

 

[lolcti]

i didn't even realise but if i bought a $600 NVDA call for the 12 of Feb 2024 i would have made fuckin bank. With NVDA at $722.48, each call would have made a $188.58 return (from $3.9), netting an increase of 3041%.

beware everyone, when i turn 18 i will become the most prolific options trader to ever life even deepfuckingvalue will be sweating on his yacht

let's make a trade, I'll find you a girl and you give me 5% of your lifetime earnings how does that sound?!

 

[HazzRat]

let's make a trade, I'll find you a girl and you give me 5% of your lifetime earnings how does that sound?!

well if i was rich i think my girl problems would resolve themselves instantly... so no deal

 

[idkkdi]

let's make a trade, I'll find you a girl and you give me 5% of your lifetime earnings how does that sound?!

ill gladly take that positive elixir trade

 

[HazzRat]

i’ve never felt so sorry for a billionaire

 

[carrotsss]

i’ve never felt so sorry for a billionaire
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tbh at that level of rich I feel like you’d rather have the peace of mind of not having every drop in Microsoft stock completely wipe out half your net worth, like if he had’ve held all of the stock and then Microsoft just completely crashed into the ground he’d be sorta stuffed because you can’t just spontaneously sell with that big of a stake

 

[Trebla]

Like of course you could’ve gotten better returns in the past if you made a different decision. No one ever makes that mathematically “optimal” decision in the face of uncertainty at the time. But everyone thinks they’re a genius with hindsight…

 

[HazzRat]

Like of course you could’ve gotten better returns in the past if you made a different decision. No one ever makes that mathematically “optimal” decision in the face of uncertainty at the time. But everyone thinks they’re a genius with hindsight…

i'm not saying i'm a genius in hindsight. i'm just saying i feel sorry for poor billy. don't want the dude to go starving

 

[xoNat]

i'm not saying i'm a genius in hindsight. i'm just saying i feel sorry for poor billy. don't want the dude to go starving

"Omg guys why does everyone hate me" - Hazzrat

 

[totally_screwed]

i’ve never felt so sorry for a billionaire
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poor soul!!

 

[totally_screwed]

eat the rich bro

 

[its_ace21]

i'm not saying i'm a genius in hindsight. i'm just saying i feel sorry for poor billy. don't want the dude to go starving

shut up. when people come asking me for money i feel sad but then i remember i have no money myself

 

[its_pace21]

shut up. when people come asking me for money i feel sad but then i remember i have no money myself

you shut up monkey

 

[its_ace21]

you shut up monkey

go look at ur username and then see who the monkey is

 

[A Morgan Freeman]

C

What are some good investments in 2024?
Are there better options for my money instead of a savings account?
What are some steps I can take now to ensure I can afford to buy a house in Sydney?

Feel free to discuss

Crypto brah
ez money

 

[mi16]

i have a friend that wishes to pursue this topic can anyone help

 

[Squar3root]

i didn't even realise but if i bought a $600 NVDA call for the 12 of Feb 2024 i would have made fuckin bank. With NVDA at $722.48, each call would have made a $188.58 return (from $3.9), netting an increase of 3041%.

beware everyone, when i turn 18 i will become the most prolific options trader to ever life even deepfuckingvalue will be sweating on his yacht

Send it

You can only loose 100% of ur money but can make an infinite amount

No brainer imo