is it wrong to masterbate with fruit? (2 Viewers)

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i accidentally an entire watermelon is this dangerous? what should i do?
 
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fruit.... are you fucking serious?!

i don't know why you would want to use such things just to satisfy yourself...

my advice.... get a partner, then you dont have to substitute the real things with fruit.

and im sure the real thing is more satisfying (not saying that theres anything wrong with masterbating... just the part about the fruit.)
 

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fruit.... are you fucking serious?!

i don't know why you would want to use such things just to satisfy yourself...

my advice.... get a partner, then you dont have to substitute the real things with fruit.

and im sure the real thing is more satisfying (not saying that theres anything wrong with masterbating... just the part about the fruit.)
What's wrong with fruit? Whether you're penetrating your hand, a vagina, an anus, a mouth, a banana skin or any other type of fruit, a hole is just a hole.
 

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"My mum found my cucumber... and put it in a salad"
That chick was dead serious when she said it.
Oh the wonders of all nighters..
 

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