ITT we recite Flight of the Conchords quotes (1 Viewer)

[x.christina]

"Are you a prostitute too?"
"No, I'm just the guy that wears the big condom."

 

[Absolutezero]

I'm the Muthaflippin'

 

[x.christina]

I could go on forever haha

"this lift is really slow"

 

[zombie omie jay]

haha oh i get it, the situation is funny cos they are awkward and huge dorks

 

[zombie omie jay]

oh wait

 

[zombie omie jay]

or is it the funny accints

 

[zombie omie jay]

um no

 

[x.christina]

nah its because its funny

 

[zombie omie jay]

explain how

"this lift is really slow" is funny

 

[x.christina]

If you knew the context of the situation which you would know if you saw the episode, you'd find it funny okay

 

[zombie omie jay]

yeah thats what im asking you tard, what made it funny
contextually etc

 

[x.christina]

jemaine was in a lift with the fat landlord who was asking jemaine if he was prostituting himself outside the building
the conversation goes for like three minutes hence the "this lift is really slow" line

you have to watch it for it to be funny

 

[zombie omie jay]

oh slapstick comedy
i see

 

[boganxcore]

also the landlord offers him tips which suggests that the landlord himself has hired prostitutes etc

making it quite awkward

 

[zombie omie jay]

a whole show based on ~awkwardness~

 

[Crestwood's_G]

new zealand...ROCKS! *photo of mountain*

 

[x.christina]

new zealand...ROCKS! *photo of mountain*

new zealand... ewe'll like it!

 

[BlueCatBulletCD]

new zealand... ewe'll like it!

Woolcome to New Zealand.

New Zealand... Better than Old Zealand!

 

[Absolutezero]

My mate has a lecturer that looks and sounds like Murray.

 

[x.christina]

My mate has a lecturer that looks and sounds like Murray.

best guy ever