(1) Left, dont lie
(2) A slight edit to the comments ---
4 weeks before Finals...
Person A: You study much?
Person B: Study? *stares blankly*
2 weeks before Finals...
Person A: You study much?
Person B: *nowhere in sight*
3 hours before Finals...
Person A: You study much?
Person B: Dont worry, its MQ.
(4) Left? (Replace "foreign immigrants" with "spealing a diferent language")
(5) Right...yeh right
(6) Neither...spot on (Replace "we" with "I")