Lord of the Rings : Return of the King (1 Viewer)

[toisthbe]

Lol, dont u love how everyone dies at the end?

like Frodo and Smigel and Sam fight for the ring at the edge of the volcano, then they all fall in..

then the big ass explosions takes all the armies out..omg..how gay..

oh damn sorry, if u havnt watched it..!!!
o well..i saved u 11 bucks..

 

[Macccca]

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no wait

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anyway

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on no there more

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you are the humour god, seriously.

 

[glycerine]

i agree, that was hilarious.


nearly as funny as me.
DAMNIT!!!!

 

[crazyhobo]

i get jokes

 

[Dash]

Originally posted by toisthbe
like Frodo and Smigel and Sam fight for the ring at the edge of the volcano, then they all fall in..

Frodo did a shifty and stuck the ring on his penis
Sam bit it off and put it on his finger...
and before you know gollum bites Sam's hand off
So much blood....

 

[Xayma]

Originally posted by Dash
Frodo did a shifty and stuck the ring on his penis
Sam bit it off and put it on his finger...
and before you know gollum bites Sam's hand off
So much blood....

Only in the MTV version of the Council of Elrond... *Imagines the Mount doom version *shudders

 

[babydoll_]

can't believe Arwen was a hobbit. she disguised her feet really well....

and Legolas is a woman... but hey that wasnt much of a stretch

 

[glycerine]

i think the best part was when aragon finally gave into his gay urges, and ripped legolas' clothes off only to cry... you're a WOMAN??

 

[PrettyNoose]

how bout that sex scene with gollum and gimli, eh?

 

[babydoll_]

yeah man
gollum had all teh sex appeal after that

 

[PrettyNoose]

ooooooooooooh yeah

 

[babydoll_]

and sauron has sexy eyes

when that guy flirts, all the women in the room get hot

literally

 

[Constip8edSkunk]

gollum is da sex god.

he seduces sauron and they live happliy ever after.

 

[lengstar]

aragorn was the fag, legolas was the only straight guy there.

 

[ameh]

i was disappointed with the 3rd one, too lovey dovey mushy...

 

[pigs_can_fly]

i thought it was nice how the elves all sail off for massive orgies on a tropical island

 

[Xayma]

and bilbo, gandalf and frodo join them. Oh yeah and gimli with legolas

 

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how could u ppl forget how horny those horese were when they were near the mountains...

 

[Xayma]

Originally posted by ...
how could u ppl forget how horny those horese were when they were near the mountains...

Nah the biggest surprise was Dernhelm getting with Eomer (Does it explain who Dernhelm is in the movies, I need to go see it again...)

 

[Constip8edSkunk]

seriously whos frodo gonna buff when he sails to happyelfland? hes just gonna b a sad little lonely hobbit...