MaMA jOKEZ!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Bacilli]

glory to god

 

[L]

-rep unite

 

[Chrissiieee]

Yo mamma so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

i absolutely Love saying that in an asian accent.

 

[pman]

i ran three miles yesterday, 1 lap around ya mum

 

[DanteEX]

Your Mother is so fat she uses a Matress as a Tampoon

My absolute favourite one.

 

[x.christina]

Yo Momma.

 

[x.christina]

ALSO FUCKING OP can't spell for shit.

It's "Offended", not "Affended"

 

[gibbo153]

your momma's so fat,
that she has a substantially increased risk of developing heart disease and a range of serious cardiovascular disorders.

*i turn to hi-5 a few of the african-american homies that are now collectively "OHHH!"-ing in approval*

 

[x.christina]

your momma's so fat,
that she has a substantially increased risk of developing heart disease and a range of serious cardiovascular disorders.

*i turn to hi-5 a few of the african-american homies that are now collectively "OHHH!"-ing in approval*

Hahaha. I lol'd.

 

[Stoogey]

oh wow. this was so bad i practically knelt over and died

No shit, there aren't any original and funny yo momma jokes around anymore. That "she got stuck" one in an asian accent pisses me off as well, i dont find it funny at all, and its even worse with the accent.

And btw "L", why don't you tell us some

 

[L]

No shit, there aren't any original and funny yo momma jokes around anymore. That "she got stuck" one in an asian accent pisses me off as well, i dont find it funny at all, and its even worse with the accent.

And btw "L", why don't you tell us some

your mum is faeces

 

[Ashutosh]

Your momma is so fat, she went to KFC and ordered a Variety Bucket.....the lady at the counter said "which size" and your momma said "the one on the roof"

Ashutosh

 

[L]

Your momma is so fat, she went to KFC and ordered a Variety Bucket.....the lady at the counter said "which size" and your momma said "the one on the roof"

Ashutosh

thats so unfuny i frowned and shook my had aftr reading it

 

[L]

thats so unfuny i frowned and shook my had aftr reading it

fuck up brah

 

[yo mama so fat]

whats the difference between your mom and a phone booth?

it costs money to use a phone booth

 

[efhat]

your mum is so fat that the only thing stopping her from joining jenny craig is the doorway

 

[Izzay]

hahahahahahahaha affended

 

[08er]

Your momma is so fat, she went to KFC and ordered a Variety Bucket.....the lady at the counter said "which size" and your momma said "the one on the roof"

Ashutosh

rofl hahaha i found this funny

 

[filofr3ak]

your mummas so fat when she turned around it was her birthday

 

[CardCheat]

your mummas so fat when she turned around it was her birthday

your mother gave birth to a failed abortion