Man arrested for drive-by faeces attack (1 Viewer)

[Ancly]

Man arrested for drive-by faeces attack



From correspondents in Tokyo, Japan
Agence France-Presse
August 17, 2009 08:36pm

A 39-year-old construction worker has been arrested for throwing his own faeces at women passers-by from a motorcycle in two separate attacks in western Japan, police said today.
The man turned himself in yesterday after making the second drive-by attack in Settsu, a satellite city near Osaka, and was detained on suspicion of assault, a municipal police spokesman said.
The worker, identified as Tatsuya Moriguchi, committed a similar assault in the same city on August 3, the police official said.
"The suspect has told investigators he did it because he felt frustrated when his work didn't go well,'' the official said.
"I have no idea what kind of penalty he may face. I have not heard about such a case before.''
In the first incident, Moriguchi relieved himself outdoors just before getting on his moped and throwing the faeces at the head of a woman in her 20s, the official said.

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[yer8899]

gook+motorbike. sounds familiar...

 

[astroe]

The shit has hit the fan... that the ladies carry around when they walk around Japan.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[louy]

frustrated at work so decided to throw sh!t at people ???

Nice !!

 

[Planck]

This is proof that the asian races are a degenerate influence on the glorious white way of life.

 

[Smile_Time351]

This is proof that the asian races are a degenerate influence on the glorious white way of life.

Yeah, and the Jews that killed Jesus, run the government and caused 9-11 so that they could buy up the world's oil with their Jew Gold are as well.

GLORIOUS WHITE WAY OF LIFE? You freakin messed up red-neck. You have no place in this community, I'm sure some crazy pastor in Tennesse will be happy to have you...

In all seriousness though, this case is absolutely hilarious. The man is brilliant, I mean what a great stress remover!

 

[yer8899]

gook+motorbike. Sounds familiar...

why dont i get an infraction FUCK

 

[kaz1]

lol, wonder if he threw it with his bare hands.

 

[TheStallion]

Jesus, he shat on his hands/into a bag then threw it? That's one messed up guy.

Probably won't get more than a fine though.

 

[Cookie182]

I wonder what the texture was...

Like, did he break it into little kangaroo balls and peg them (would get a higher velocity, but prob be harder and less splat)...

or did he chuck a substantially large slap of semi-solid...

Imagine catching some diarrohea in a cup and spraying it through a hose on people