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[jebbie]

The skit 'the fish slapping dance' in the flying circus!

haha that makes me laugh everytime

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

Monty Python's Completely Useless Thread!!

This is for all the fans of monty Python!!!

Whats your fav quote!!

Also your fav movie!!!

 

[niall045]

The resturant sketch from the tv series is the best. Bloody Glorious

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

The resturant sketch from the tv series is the best. Bloody Glorious

is that the one about the dirty fork...with the punchline of "I'm glad i didn't tell them about the dirty knife"???

i love that one. Also the "I'd like to have a agrument please"

 

[walrusbear]

holy grail is my favourite movie
life of brian is probably more clever, but far less silly

yeah i think the series is more quotable
and has been quoted too much
here's one of my fav sketches:

(Fade in on ordinary interview set. Interviewer sitting with man with large Semitic (Jewish) polystyrene nose.)
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond: That's not my name.

Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.

Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond: Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

Interviewer: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Raymond: Ah, anti-semitism!

Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It's polystyrene.

Raymond: Give me my nose back.

Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond: I want to be on the television.

Interviewer: Well you can't.

 

[blackfriday]

holy grail is the best of them by far.

'oi! come back 'ere, i'll bite yer legs off!'

 

[Snow Pea!]

the flying circus series..

the fish slapping dance is bloody hilarious!!
and the bruces.. "here is the wattle an emblem in our land, you can put it in a bottle or hold it in your hand.. Amen!"

 

[Mojoman]

the deja vu sketch was comedy brilliance

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

Update!!

UPDATE guys!

This thread is for the movies of Monty Python!

BUT i have started a thread in the TV section called

'Monty Python's Completely Useless Thread About The TV Series'

Catchy ain't it?

 

[kat_mandu]

" Im a lumber jack and im ok, i sleep all night and I work all day" i love that song!

"no not the comfy chair"

 

[RyBo]

"tis' only a flesh wound" - Holy Grail

My favourite was Life of Brian, but Grail was good.

 

[icecreamdisco]

i haven't seen any of the films (or the show) for ages, but i have the fondest memories of meaning of life, so that'll be my contrarian pick.

Waiter: You see that house? That is where I was born. My mother said to me, "Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter. ...Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but... Well, fuck you! I can live my life in my own way if I want to. Fuck off! Don't come following me!

 

[bowman]

my fav part of holy grail
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
Halt!
[horn]
Hallo!
[pause]
Hallo!
FRENCH GUARD:
Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR:
It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD:
This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR:
Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD:
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR:
What?
GALAHAD:
He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR:
Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD:
Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS:
[chuckling]

ARTHUR:
Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD:
Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR:
Well, what are you, then?
FRENCH GUARD:
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
GALAHAD:
What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD:
Mind your own business!
ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR:
Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD:
Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR:
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]

 

[hangerm5]

python are great

Gosh I love Python. Life of Brians my favourite film. SOme of the stand outs for me are the ex lepper and pontius pilate. Also the conversation about the contributions of the romans and the grammar lesson. Damn it-the whole thing is brilliant. I cant chose.........

Gosh I love Michael Palin

 

[hangerm5]

oh Bowman that is my favourite part from the holy grail too. Do you find yourself quoting it at people all the time??

 

[Logain]

Is your wife interested in... photography? Photographs, eh? he asked him knowingly...


Is your wife a sport?

 

[ameh]

NI!"


Has anyone seen Life of Brian? [I think it's called]

 

[bowman]

oh Bowman that is my favourite part from the holy grail too. Do you find yourself quoting it at people all the time??

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


i say that one all the time
me n dad sometimes go bak n forth till we cant talk cause we are laughing so hard

 

[bowman]

Is your wife interested in... photography? Photographs, eh? he asked him knowingly...


Is your wife a sport?

a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat


is your wife a goer?

i say i say

 

[stalk_if_u_dare]

UPDATE guys!

This thread is for the movies of Monty Python!

BUT i have started a thread in the TV section called

'Monty Python's Completely Useless Thread About The TV Series'

Catchy ain't it?