NakedFringe
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My boyfriend and I have had sex in a garage, on a drumkit, in a bath, in a shower, in a park, in our school's darkroom and music room...
A lot more macabre to be sure.poloktim said:I still maintain my sex in a graveyard is naughtier.
thats the biggest lie everlorapoo said:Don't laugh guys but this might be a little strange....
i was like in a mascot suit and i was in the changerooms ready to go out and cheer on the team at a local footy match. ok this suit, its like of a crocodile and its so hot in there.
HOWEVER... it got a whole lot hotter when my girlfriend snuck into the changerooms and slipped inside my pants well she's not really my girlfriend! she just thinks she is (right guys)
oh my..... i slipped on the crocodile head and we went for it right there and then, inside a giant crocodile carcus, i was making her moan like a wild goat climbing a mountain, and boy did she want to reach the top (right ladies!)
anyway to cut a long story short, we had amazing sex and it was like funny and shit
everytime i slip on that suit to cheer on the team, i get a little nostalgic about the time i had sex inside a plush, green crocodile with a slut
nothing will ever compare guys let me tell you this
oh god
it was so so so amazing like i sort of couln't breathe and it was so hot and wow
you gotta try that!!
low post count + sex = lie.Leah.Midd said:my boyfriend and i have done it wit bros and sisters home, back of the car, in a caravan with friends in it too, a friends sisters bed and down nxt to a river on really hard, uncomfortable grass, meanwhile it was pouring rain and a boat full of people went past! it was fun though.
what makes you say that?Kaiser Zero said:Does the thread starter have a publisher?
i think i've heard that story 10 times. either you've been having lots of sex with cucumbers, or you just read it in a Cleo magazine. lolpimpin69 said:one time i was havin sex with my gf on her kitchen table & i grabbed a cucumber... anyways, to cut a long story short the cucumber was used ( to great effect mind you ) but then left on the table. the next day for lunch the cucumber was gone & was in the salad. she didnt eat much that day lol...
haha agreedgrk_styl said:i think i've heard that story 10 times. either you've been having lots of sex with cucumbers, or you just read it in a Cleo magazine. lol
Unconscious the whole time?xntric_kat said:conscious and unconscious
xntric_kat said:hahahaha, naughtiest place we've done naughty acts?
1) Room full of people- both conscious and unconscious (repeatedly on different occasions)
2) Parks...with other ppl doing deeds no further than 4 metres away (repeatedly on different occasions at an ever increasing list of parks)
3) Back seat, front seat of the car (on a regular basis *rolls eyes*)
4) in my backyard when i was having a party and everyone was watching:| and we were interrupted by many with comments such as "give her one for me" and something about golden condoms *shrugs*
5) *the worst* THE PARENTS BED... (they werent in it obviously:S)
...and im willing to bet that almost everyones done something in the cinemas
xntric_kat said:hahahaha, naughtiest place we've done naughty acts?
1) Room full of people- both conscious and unconscious (repeatedly on different occasions)
2) Parks...with other ppl doing deeds no further than 4 metres away (repeatedly on different occasions at an ever increasing list of parks)
3) Back seat, front seat of the car (on a regular basis *rolls eyes*)
4) in my backyard when i was having a party and everyone was watching:| and we were interrupted by many with comments such as "give her one for me" and something about golden condoms *shrugs*
5) *the worst* THE PARENTS BED... (they werent in it obviously:S)
...and im willing to bet that almost everyones done something in the cinemas
Yeah!! Charge them! Bwhamhahaaaagrk_styl said:don't you feel incredibly uncomfortable having sex when people are around...watching...making comments?
You could make them pay you a fee and it'd be like a walk-in movies.