No pecs no sechs (2 Viewers)

[Jimmy Recard]

confirmed doing face yoga right now

 

[slyhunter]

Faceplanking

 

[_trickster_]

i heard sucking dick is a workout, PLUS, you get your post workout shake IMMEDIATELY after youre done

 

[b00m]

too bad that protein shake only accounts for 116mg

srs

 

[_trickster_]

but that shit is FRESH

 

[Shadowdude]

but that shit is FRESH

Is it bad that my first thought was the advertising slogan: "Subway... eat FRESH!"?

 

[iRuler]

not really, but i'm a bit worried though

 

[jasonn]

 

[Cianyx]

semen is the best protein shake, if you can fill up to 200 mls. Pure protein complete with amino acids

 

[Bread_2_Toast]

bottoms up!

 

[Jimmy Recard]

One typical ejaculation contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white. Also, women physically exposed to semen are less likely to suffer from depression. The ingesting of it is called 'spermophagia'. Studies suggest that seminal plasma both prevents and fights cancer, particularly breast cancer.

 

[Shadowdude]

I think they're less likely to suffer from depression because they're having sex - not because they get some on themselves.

/conjecture