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[mr_brightside]

huh? i dont get what you mean


(lol, cwotididthar?)

hahahahaha

<3

 

[SqUiMpY]

yeah but thats y there is other fat , ugli people, and girls with one labia

 

[alby]

what'd you mean by the first part about overboard?

the whole soppy romantic movie type of sensitive. ie. they watch too many romantic movies and take the millions of cliches and try to make themselves like that in order to pick up. its "meant" to make you weak at the knees, but it ends up as a disgusting "i loved you from the second i saw you from across the room and i want to stay with you for the rest of my life" saga from the first date. its hideously funny if its not happening to you, but those guys are not someone you want to be in a relationship with

 

[Skeeta]

ugly ppl need loving too... as do fat ppl.. and small ppl.. and guys with one testicle...

i dont think a guy having only one testicle would deter me

testicles are ugly anyway

 

[SweetSeasons]

penises are ugly.. testies are just weird

 

[stazi]

good looks.

 

[SSaint]

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facilities and picking up the slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with smooth liquidation
I want a girl with the right dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

 

[davin]

the whole soppy romantic movie type of sensitive. ie. they watch too many romantic movies and take the millions of cliches and try to make themselves like that in order to pick up. its "meant" to make you weak at the knees, but it ends up as a disgusting "i loved you from the second i saw you from across the room and i want to stay with you for the rest of my life" saga from the first date. its hideously funny if its not happening to you, but those guys are not someone you want to be in a relationship with

ah, so those are the type that also just aren't sincere, but just say what they think is supposed to work....fools
like saying some magic line from a movie will suddenly get a girl to fall for you or forgive you or make her put out more.

the real solution for all three of those is chocolate, anyway.

 

[davin]

a vagina

so....you get on my case for an intentionally bad line, but are repeating jokes other people already made? you're a real wit, you are

 

[Shell]

i like typical boy boys. Ones that play playstation with me all day, and watches cool action movies, and has stubble all the time, and doesnt ever talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes, can eat seedy 2 day old reheated chinese, plays footy, wears really derro socks, and laughs at the things i laugh at, and gives great big bear hugs.

 

[davin]

1. im not sure what you're talking bout with me getting on your case but if i made a comment dont take it so seriously

2. i didnt read the thread

1) in other thread, though you're taking it too seriously if you need to get defensive

2) seeing reading isn't a strong suit

 

[stazi]

i like typical boy boys. Ones that play playstation with me all day, and watches cool action movies, and has stubble all the time, and doesnt ever talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes, can eat seedy 2 day old reheated chinese, plays footy, wears really derro socks, and laughs at the things i laugh at, and gives great big bear hugs.

more like brogan

 

[ur_inner_child]

Wealth

(from here on anyway)

Plus dashing good looks.

 

[Dr_Doom]

Prolly a good personality. So I can be sarcastic, and she wont take it so srsly and HAVE A FIT!!!

 

[Shell]

more like brogan

YES! just like Brogan.

 

[AlleyCat]

good skin, white teeth, nice laugh.
(i know that's three, sue me.)

 

[luscious-llama]

One that buys me food and isn't perfect.
Ie: the guy i'm with right now.

 

[Kabeio]

Hawt and personality

 

[-a-s-h-i-]

sense of humour..cute smile, and PATIENCE...any guy(or girl) who has never known will tell you i can cause frustration, so you need to be patient while listening to me..haha

 

[Lundy]

A sense of fucking humour. I find humourless people so painful to be around.

And another thing, I dislike when a man (or woman, for that matter) keeps a list of attributes their potential partner has to have. I think it prevents people from being open minded

Although I seriously couldn't date a person without a funny bone.