Rap Battles. (2 Viewers)

[hiphophooray123]

plz... learn from the sydney hip hop masters.... hiphophooray123, listen to this.. these guys know how 2 do it....

http://www.myspace.com/rhymeandrelated

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i like i like :uhhuh: though if you didn't tell me they were from aus i would assume they were from U.S...if they are natural then that's cool they are def good, but if they are trying to hard to sound like US hip hop then that's not cool wat race are they?

 

[redruM]

catching rats for me is a hobby, actually call it a game
i dont need to work i get royalties everytime someone mentions my name
wanna get me "hitched", well fine ill "set you up"
tell little kids with water guns u talking shit n theyll "wet" u up

if youre a revelation, well let this be the death of you
eat half of your soul and give poor kids the rest of you
and i really mean this, how can u spit when ya teethless
hows it feel being outsmarted by sum1 who did standard english

Being smarter than me? Thats a false perception
More like a mirage, its a form of self deception
Create a poll, I'll win any election coz I got the hunger for more like Lloyd Banks
Next I'll be spittin in the booth so hard I'll fill up rain water tanks

Quit hating on those who decide on being educated
Coz I'll still get the cheese, and leave you finely grated
If this was a game of poker, I doubt you'd shine
You show a pair of two's when I have four of a kind

Only a couple of your lines are nice, the rest go unheard
I'll nod my head at some, the others I give birds
The ones applauding you are the kids that have a peice of me
How you gunna eat my soul when my I'm Immortal like Technique

 

[redruM]

This fag doesn't even know me...

Aiight Check,

This faggot, quick to hollar, but his rhymes never sell,
my rhymes are quick to light you up, it's hot as hell,
I'm not just schooling you, i'm makin' scholars, I make DOLLARS
a Vowel for 50 pence! But your lyrics are so played, they don't even make CENTS (sense)

Just Lisn, you're an adjective, you only enhance nouns,
But Pound for Pound, i'm the best ya heard! Cause i'm like doing Words...
You could Saying I'm a Verb!
I'm quick to act, Watch this kid react, and get smacked, like flies I'll have this kid on my windshield wiper whacked.

[Now personal, enough with punch lines]

I'm lyrically expulsive, the say i'm impulsive, I do the fuck i want, even though they say it's repuslive.
It's a mission, I'm booked for extradition, but what I'm wishen, Is to get my mums out the kitchen~!
To be paid, to have 100 maids, to have gold plaited braids, and eat live hand grenades,
I'm cool like ketchup, I'm touching kiddies but not the way of the Bishop, So in remision, hate and discrimination my ammunition, cause with precision, I make decisions, cause every minute on earth is not a choice, it's my fucken vision.~

I'm not even gunna risk RSI for this punk
He created some shit, but with my flows they sunk
Go back to the drawing board and recheck your plans
Find a dozen thugs and come at me when you're unbanned

 

[m.c.moey]

What you say mate is a joke and I gotta disagree
Being from the ghetto doesn't make you a good emcee
I don't have a gun and I don't think I'm invicible
But I can at least rhyme with more than one syllable
Your from the west so you think you're fully sick
But its clear you suck like Monica did Clinton's dick
I mean mum is not plural why do you add the 's'?
It's like you never passed your year 2 english test
You hit rhymes like we've all heard before
I bet you have a poster of Shitty Cent on your bedroom wall
This is not America gangsters aren't people we revere
This is Australia, we love guys who can hold their beer
You probably wish you were black, I bet you say "dat shits wack"
But even Wendell Sailor isn't that dumb, he just takes crack
Dumber than Big Dell? that's hard to hear I hope you don't cry
But seriously, how does a wingless bird get a kilometre up in the sky?
I think that's enough I'm off to get fish and chips
I'll leave you to read this and then crack the shits

Lets not get a little technical
why u gotta be so critical
who gives a fuk how the bitch got up that high
1 kilometre into the sky
Yeah so what, ive seen better
stfu b4 i flash my chrome berreta
"shitty cent" doesnt have a place on my wall
i think you missed the morning roll call
im guessing you might have lost your head somewhere
after that can of beer you were dripping everywhere
tipsy.. its the only way your ever seen
il do 2 u wat mundine did 2 green
no split decision in this bout
coz im gunna knock you straight the fuck out
im not fully sick coz im from the west
but hey ur mum seems to luv it when im all over her breast
hanging off of my dick like its a monkey bar
and im cuming all over her face when your daddy isnt too far
why dont u stay out of this battle
coz its for the big boys and i'll rattle -
your brains fukin sideways today and 2morow
until your on the side of the streets looking for a lighter to borrow
so you can spark up that tiny butt
that u picked up after some nasty slut
i never wished i was ever black
but that'll be the colour of ur vision wen i attack
your final place 6 feet deep
resting in an eternal sleep

Edit: talking it up on the net is cool and all.. but why dont we get on a mic and do this shit live.. thatd be fun
BOS Idol season 2 - battle rap

 

[dillian]

i like i like :uhhuh: though if you didn't tell me they were from aus i would assume they were from U.S...if they are natural then that's cool they are def good, but if they are trying to hard to sound like US hip hop then that's not cool wat race are they?

Yeh i do agree, they are good, nice flow

but if they are aussies, then they should be keeping it real

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

but hey ur mum seems to luv it when im all over her breast
hanging off of my dick like its a monkey bar
and im cuming all over her face when your daddy isnt too far

w3rd.

 

[Crestwood's_G]

Being smarter than me? Thats a false perception
More like a mirage, its a form of self deception
Create a poll, I'll win any election coz I got the hunger for more like Lloyd Banks
Next I'll be spittin in the booth so hard I'll fill up rain water tanks

Quit hating on those who decide on being educated
Coz I'll still get the cheese, and leave you finely grated
If this was a game of poker, I doubt you'd shine
You show a pair of two's when I have four of a kind

Only a couple of your lines are nice, the rest go unheard
I'll nod my head at some, the others I give birds
The ones applauding you are the kids that have a peice of me
How you gunna eat my soul when my I'm Immortal like Technique

the only mirage you know is the shitty mistsubishi u wish you owned
if u filled up a water tank and flooded it u'd miss your home
hunger for more? you eating 'rotten apples' out the garbage
rip out the core, u like a dead donor you are light-hearted

im a cracker so grate my cheese, and hate on me
you think youre a rapper? yeah a poor state of an MC
got 4 of a kind? ill treat you like coke and cut up ur lines
i think youre not educated cause grated, shine and kind dont rhyme

 

[icraig88]

i like i like :uhhuh: though if you didn't tell me they were from aus i would assume they were from U.S...if they are natural then that's cool they are def good, but if they are trying to hard to sound like US hip hop then that's not cool wat race are they?

theyre phillipino with an american accent... so theyre not puttin the voice on... thats them naturally... they got talent thats for sure.... and hard to believe theyre only 17-18 as well :S

i got other songs of theres if u want them.... juz tell me n ill add u on msn or sumthin n send em..

 

[Bookie]

Man, this is the boredofstudies site
Why you guys rapping out e-fights?
Does it give you some afternoon delight?
Or is it cos in real life youll give mummy a fright?
Naw, dont worry kids, its still alright
Just chekin that you guys the Solo not the Sprite
But you better get them heads in books later tonight
Otherwise your careers aint goin nowhere bright

But me, dont worry, I got it made
Rapping rhymin, bustin out, gettin paid
But not everyone like me gets laid
Only those who can prove their skills A-grade
But being a pro rapper aint much fun
Specially when at your head you got a gun
And then one day youll get done
By some muthafucka who couldnt get none

Thats why only the meanest stay out on the streets
With their fast five lyrics and city rockin beats
When I got on the internets, they call me "/\/\45+4 13375"
But it aint my websites that they call feats
You see, I have worked my way up
I drank the shit outta the pint sized cup
Then one fine sunny day I reached the top
Now I'm the german shepard and yous are the pups

 

[m.c.moey]

Hey you bookie,
i dont care what they say your not a rookie,
your more like a chump
i make better raps while im taking a dump
you say your leet, 1 3 3 7 5
bitch stfu, if your betting on stayin alive
sitting there telling everybody you've worked your way up
but i bet you suck worse than australia at the world cup
just like them youll never make it to the top
your just always going to be a drop..
thats a drop kick you better recognize
and when you see me coming, i see the fear in your eyes
coz i got the lyrics that'll make you jump up and twist around
till you land flat smack bang on the ground
your neck twisted like some evil shit
this aint no concert theres no mosh pit

fuck i should be studying for maths thats 3 unit
but im sitting here dissing some wannbe g-units
procrastination - its a disease
and im alwayz begging please god please
get me away from the distractions
and lead me towards the main attractions
the ones that count in the end
and there .. aint no gun that can defend
against the black fate that awaits us all
so please stop stressing me, unless you want ur brains splattered on a wall

 

[otay]

Lets not get a little technical
why u gotta be so critical
who gives a fuk how the bitch got up that high
1 kilometre into the sky
Yeah so what, ive seen better
stfu b4 i flash my chrome berreta
"shitty cent" doesnt have a place on my wall
i think you missed the morning roll call
im guessing you might have lost your head somewhere
after that can of beer you were dripping everywhere
tipsy.. its the only way your ever seen
il do 2 u wat mundine did 2 green
no split decision in this bout
coz im gunna knock you straight the fuck out
im not fully sick coz im from the west
but hey ur mum seems to luv it when im all over her breast
hanging off of my dick like its a monkey bar
and im cuming all over her face when your daddy isnt too far
why dont u stay out of this battle
coz its for the big boys and i'll rattle -
your brains fukin sideways today and 2morow
until your on the side of the streets looking for a lighter to borrow
so you can spark up that tiny butt
that u picked up after some nasty slut
i never wished i was ever black
but that'll be the colour of ur vision wen i attack
your final place 6 feet deep
resting in an eternal sleep

Edit: talking it up on the net is cool and all.. but why dont we get on a mic and do this shit live.. thatd be fun
BOS Idol season 2 - battle rap

Here we go again talking about your chrome berettas
But I'll take you down like that dude on V for Vendetta
No guns needed, even knives are redundant
Odds for my victory are 1-1, ask any pundit
You're right though when I wrote that I was drinking a beer
Imagine if I were sober? Your punishment woulda been MORE severe
How about I stay in this battle or are you a little scared?
Like being in a taxi with a driver that's visually impaired
You can be Mundine and fuck up against the Storm*
Although then again for you that's the norm
While I'll be Steve Waugh and take one for the team
So basically you're like Ja Rule and I'm like Rakim
When you attack why will my vision be black?
Unless you attack in my sleep then that's just slack
Although I'd doubt you'd get close and like James Bond
I'll bust some spy shit leaving you unable to respond
Have your head spinning, feeling like you've been in a twister
Oh that nasty slut you're talking about, I believe it was your sister
She loves the cock and she wanted me to fist her
But yeah I just stole her lighter and made some hobo kiss her
So I just went home and passed out in bed
Next mornin another beer - best thing since sliced bread




*99 NRL Grand Final - Fuck the Dragons

 

[m.c.moey]

Here we go again talking about your chrome berettas
But I'll take you down like that dude on V for Vendetta
No guns needed, even knives are redundant
Odds for my victory are 1-1, ask any pundit
You're right though when I wrote that I was drinking a beer
Imagine if I were sober? Your punishment woulda been MORE severe
How about I stay in this battle or are you a little scared?
Like being in a taxi with a driver that's visually impaired
You can be Mundine and fuck up against the Storm*
Although then again for you that's the norm
While I'll be Steve Waugh and take one for the team
So basically you're like Ja Rule and I'm like Rakim
When you attack why will my vision be black?
Unless you attack in my sleep then that's just slack
Although I'd doubt you'd get close and like James Bond
I'll bust some spy shit leaving you unable to respond
Have your head spinning, feeling like you've been in a twister
Oh that nasty slut you're talking about, I believe it was your sister
She loves the cock and she wanted me to fist her
But yeah I just stole her lighter and made some hobo kiss her
So I just went home and passed out in bed
Next mornin another beer - best thing since sliced bread




*99 NRL Grand Final - Fuck the Dragons

yo.. i like the way you got that flow
too bad you sound like a skanky hoe
perhaps if you were a little bit sober
youd stop making mistakes - like the mars rover
incase you never heard james bond is fake
just a bit like your rap thats half bake-d
if ma sister loved the cock.. why would she want you 2 fist her?
is that a lil absurd.. or maybe your just like the court jester
making stupid non-sense jokes
but wen push comes 2 shove ppl like you alwayz chokes
just like your mother does on my 9 inch dick
that bitch noes how to make a motherfucker come real quick
and yes thats a langguage technique
i used the word motherfucker real sleek
yeah 99 grand final.. fuck the dragons
bunch of pussy bitches riding the bandwagons
when it comes to the heat they aint got crap
kind of a little bit like your unworthy rap
you can stay in the battle as long as you want
but your words gettin weary .. might need to change your font
you can be like steve waugh.. sucking up to bucknor
jus to get some extra points
aint no sucking up in this game if u wana keep your knee joints
crack bang boom i rumble the ground beneath your feet
more bass than treble in this wonderful beat
no not the beat of the song you ignorant fool
in the beat of life, i guess you gotta head back to school
go back to the retreat of your beer
and stop tryna rhyme coz your sounding queer
im not scared of your unworthy rambling
and your cheap reference to gambling
odds 1-1.. thats no fun
ive alwayz been the underdog
strait from the underground like a groundhog
so please cut the crap
before you fall into your own trap

 

[otay]

yo.. i like the way you got that flow
too bad you sound like a skanky hoe
perhaps if you were a little bit sober
youd stop making mistakes - like the mars rover
incase you never heard james bond is fake
just a bit like your rap thats half bake-d
if ma sister loved the cock.. why would she want you 2 fist her?
is that a lil absurd.. or maybe your just like the court jester
making stupid non-sense jokes
but wen push comes 2 shove ppl like you alwayz chokes
just like your mother does on my 9 inch dick
that bitch noes how to make a motherfucker come real quick
and yes thats a langguage technique
i used the word motherfucker real sleek
yeah 99 grand final.. fuck the dragons
bunch of pussy bitches riding the bandwagons
when it comes to the heat they aint got crap
kind of a little bit like your unworthy rap
you can stay in the battle as long as you want
but your words gettin weary .. might need to change your font
you can be like steve waugh.. sucking up to bucknor
jus to get some extra points
aint no sucking up in this game if u wana keep your knee joints
crack bang boom i rumble the ground beneath your feet
more bass than treble in this wonderful beat
no not the beat of the song you ignorant fool
in the beat of life, i guess you gotta head back to school
go back to the retreat of your beer
and stop tryna rhyme coz your sounding queer
im not scared of your unworthy rambling
and your cheap reference to gambling
odds 1-1.. thats no fun
ive alwayz been the underdog
strait from the underground like a groundhog
so please cut the crap
before you fall into your own trap

Mate can't you do maths why tell me to go back to school?
I finished 2 years ago, I think you need a calculator fool
Of course your so undergound Granville is a hole
It wouldn't surprise me if both your parents were on the dole
Cut the crap? Look who's calling the kettle black
You're not even a one-hit wonder unlike The Knack
You're probably not 18 so fair nuff if you don't like beer
Your balls will drop one day, no need to shed a tear
Your rhymes are so weak write something unique
Your technique is more boring than reading a movie critique
Wow you used motherfucker and now you're so proud
You coulda used it at rap battle at a club...if you were allowed
Yeah sorry gotta be over 18, isn't it your bedtime?
or at least time to go commit a petty crime
Yeah I know you're type, you talk a big game
But the shit you do most people think are lame
Hanging at the train station thinking your hot shit
Lookin to cause trouble and do anything illegit
But I see you wankers and just gotta laugh
Coz you'll all probably end up on the janitor staff

 

[icraig88]

just looking at R.A.R.E's myspace i realised they are recognised by some well known artists such as...

method man, immortal technique, jedi mind tricks, chino xl, GZA, dirty mob, kool g rap, weapon x and ken hall, bliss n eso, figgkid and gangstarr....

credit to the boys... they are truly an up and coming hit.... now im tryin 2 get them a gig at a night club in the city.. more than probably docks.. tryin 2 see if i can get them in this weekend 2 perform, i'll keep you all informed about it..

catch yaz...

 

[m.c.moey]

Mate can't you do maths why tell me to go back to school?
I finished 2 years ago, I think you need a calculator fool
Of course your so undergound Granville is a hole
It wouldn't surprise me if both your parents were on the dole
Cut the crap? Look who's calling the kettle black
You're not even a one-hit wonder unlike The Knack
You're probably not 18 so fair nuff if you don't like beer
Your balls will drop one day, no need to shed a tear
Your rhymes are so weak write something unique
Your technique is more boring than reading a movie critique
Wow you used motherfucker and now you're so proud
You coulda used it at rap battle at a club...if you were allowed
Yeah sorry gotta be over 18, isn't it your bedtime?
or at least time to go commit a petty crime
Yeah I know you're type, you talk a big game
But the shit you do most people think are lame
Hanging at the train station thinking your hot shit
Lookin to cause trouble and do anything illegit
But I see you wankers and just gotta laugh
Coz you'll all probably end up on the janitor staff

Why dont you cut the storytelling
and start the proper yelling
rapping isnt about putting together a sentence
making it sound like excellence
thats the shit right there
like youd fucken care?
with your two cent lyrics
that wouldnt even grab attention of the critics
aint nobody goin to waste their time
on your lousy attempt at a rhyme
putting 2gether two words aint enuff for you
rhyming the same word about 2 times 2
yeah thats four.. sorry if u needed a calculator
sitting there wishing u was like warren g the regulator
im my own self made man
never compare maself like any other fan
never hanged at a train station like the fools you speak of
i rather be cleaning and reloading my kalashnikov
ak 47 or even 74
i empty out your brains with lots of bullets.. and then some more
make sure your down on the ground.. aint breathin no more

 

[redruM]

the only mirage you know is the shitty mistsubishi u wish you owned
if u filled up a water tank and flooded it u'd miss your home
hunger for more? you eating 'rotten apples' out the garbage
rip out the core, u like a dead donor you are light-hearted

im a cracker so grate my cheese, and hate on me
you think youre a rapper? yeah a poor state of an MC
got 4 of a kind? ill treat you like coke and cut up ur lines
i think youre not educated cause grated, shine and kind dont rhyme

I'll tell you right now, this situation is real sorrow
Your shit misses the point like the back end of an arrow
I put educated with grated and shine with kind
Read back those words, you fucked up, they rhyme just fine

If I was a share on ASX, my price would be in soaring fits
Who do thinks employs the rooster for the morning shifts
You'd only be heard if you use high-volt amps
I'll bring the pain like Mef and leave you with menstrual cramps

Seems as though you like using coke references in your flows
Bitch, I bet thats the reason they call you the Queen of Blows
You only cut em like coke? Lyrically, I split the spine
Next time don't submit till you spit more than eight lines

 

[acmilan]

Why dont you cut the storytelling
and start the proper yelling
rapping isnt about putting together a sentence
making it sound like excellence
thats the shit right there
like youd fucken care?
with your two cent lyrics
that wouldnt even grab attention of the critics
aint nobody goin to waste their time
on your lousy attempt at a rhyme
putting 2gether two words aint enuff for you
rhyming the same word about 2 times 2
yeah thats four.. sorry if u needed a calculator
sitting there wishing u was like warren g the regulator
im my own self made man
never compare maself like any other fan
never hanged at a train station like the fools you speak of
i rather be cleaning and reloading my kalashnikov
ak 47 or even 74
i empty out your brains with lots of bullets.. and then some more
make sure your down on the ground.. aint breathin no more

What the hell, you cant be serious, Granville a ghetto?
Man gather up your fags, put on a skirt and some stilettos
Stop spitting your shit like you're a fucken gangster
Everyone here knows all you are is a wanker

AK, beretta, shit i'm fucken scared
Oh wait, hold up a second, that implies I cared
Saddle up a second, let me tell you a story
Time to burn you down in all your glory

See i've lived in bankstown every day of my life
I'm not leaving this place, even when i get me a wife
Gang rape, robbery - it's just a daily routine
Just a stereotype, that was my life as a teen

But all the motherfuckers here are just posers like you
Threaten them once and they'll stick together like glue
Riding round in their rexies, trying to push their luck
The best insult they can receive is 'Fuck Tupac!'

Go ahead and reply, let me hear your guns rattle
Even if you respond, i've already won the battle
I don't need to resort to false shit in my rhymes
hah just go out and keep committing your 'crimes'

 

[nebula]

[FONT=&quot]a group of groupies on bored of studies,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]no place for mc'in, stick to ya study buddies,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]sever the sharpest of worlds with words like milat,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]fit more knowledge in my head then texts in ya back pack,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] Keystyles you envy and wish you could,
termites bite down on this real wood,
nebula lacks status or an alias,
but im not trying to make it to a play list,
your all just a bunch of hip hop marters
posting your case studys trying to prove your the smartest,
stick to your one and zero binary,
not even ya number's could mime me
Flow better than blood containing asprin,
leave you all on the floor gasping,
australia has no ghetto's
so you best adapt your style like gecko's.....







[/FONT]

 

[nebula]

double post

 

[Crestwood's_G]

I'll tell you right now, this situation is real sorrow
Your shit misses the point like the back end of an arrow
I put educated with grated and shine with kind
Read back those words, you fucked up, they rhyme just fine

If I was a share on ASX, my price would be in soaring fits
Who do thinks employs the rooster for the morning shifts
You'd only be heard if you use high-volt amps
I'll bring the pain like Mef and leave you with menstrual cramps

Seems as though you like using coke references in your flows
Bitch, I bet thats the reason they call you the Queen of Blows
You only cut em like coke? Lyrically, I split the spine
Next time don't submit till you spit more than eight lines

i came to reign down on you, like ja rule falling from the sky
bash the nerds, and crack their skulls like the simpsons ep of lord of the flies
rostered on for the morning shifts at red rooster i see?
what do you bring to table, you cant reach it you need a booster seat

eat ya bars like a fat kid on a diet, trying to hide it
from his abusive parents who will hit him and start him crying
you fucking pig! even muslims and jews will eat you
i dont believe your persona its like glass, totally see through

in a battle you like "fabolous" unsigned, without a "clue"
when you write lines people hiss like opening mountain dew
so thats why i mentioned coke cause u go off with a fizz
the only time ur girl spits is when i blow off with jizz