Sex Toys (2 Viewers)

[Beckiki_S]

I have about 8 or 9 sets and a drawer and a half of just bonds underwear. My boyfriend said today that he doesn't really care about the packaging, as long as it comes off. I told him that he better start appreciating it otherwise nothing is coming off.

hahaha you're a thinker steph@nie!

My drawer is full of Bonds. I am addicted to buying flyfronts because they're sooo comfy but they aren't grannypanties. But i love the shorties heaps.

 

[pinkblinkbarbie]

we have a new lingerie shop opened down here which sells the most beautiful things i have ever seen (also very sexy). i told my boyfriend about going in there, and then i said "ill be buying it for myself cause you just rip it off anyway" and he said "the thought that you are wearing sexy lingerie underneath your clothes and im the only one who knows, is a massive turn on"....probably even better since i basically spend sundays laying around his plcae in underwear..but yeah, maybe other girls boyfriends think like that?
i have strawberyy flavoured condoms but like...pft, only used for sex so it wasnt really worth buying a party pack because i dont taste them :S
and bubz.....haha i definently recomend a vibrator with the bunny on it, feels way awesome.
yeah i like being "dominated" (used loosely), excpet my boyfriend has a sore back at the moment so im the one dominating, not that he complains but i would like some attention to

 

[SashatheMan]

LoL ^^

i heard that excessive wanking makes guys go blind,, hmm wonder if thats true and if that has anything to do with me wearing glasses = (. lol

if so noone would be reading this post

 

[Raiks]

ok well here we go.

who has tried / used sex toys?

if so... would u do it again??

if u could only by one sex toy / kinky thing, what would it b?

When I was a kid I saw a lot of porn. There were hidden places full of magazines all over the place. My general rule said that watching porn on video was ok as long as the lights were off and I wore sunglasses. (blocks the UV porn rays). I grew up different than you.

By age 10 I considered myself quite the sex expert and decided it was time to put the information I had into practice, but since real girls were not an option I had to think of another way. I had seen in the backs of magazines, advertisements for sex dolls but I'd never be able to hide that from my mom. I was intrigued by the "Realistic, Life-like" toys that claimed to "feel just like the real thing". Problem was I was 10 and had no money, my birthday money was spent on a Commodore 64 and unless I could fuck that somehow I was going to have to improvise.... After looking at the various ads and the girls in the magazine, I decided I could figure something out, after all I was a smart kid and good with tools. I was going to make a fake vagina except I didn't say vagina and I just thought it, I didn't go around talking about making replica parts of the female anatomy.

About 15 minutes later I had a prototype ready to use. It was a paper cup with the bottom cut out. I felt that in order to be realistic I needed it to have something that looked like pubes so I took yellow pipe cleaners (she was a blonde) and twisted them into a circle that I placed on the outer part of the cups bottom. Since I could tell from pictures that I was probably soft inside I stuffed the cup with the softest stuff in the house, cottonballs. I was ready to have sex. Unfortunately, being 10 I had no real ability to have sex, even with a homemade sex toy. I stood there for a few minutes with my penis inside a paper cup full of cottonballs with some pipecleaners on it but nothing happened. I suppose that I should have kept on trying but that was my first and last attempt at fashioning such a device. Eventually I learned to take care of things without devices. Years later after actually having sex I realized the flaws of my original design but it was too late to go back and try again. I doubt anyone else has such a failed attempt.

 

[king_of_boredom]

if a girl rocked up with a vibrator, i'd be so up for it.

 

[perky_new_waver]

if a girl rocked up with a vibrator, i'd be so up for it.

but what if she wanted it instead of you?

 

[perky_new_waver]

if a girl rocked up with a vibrator, i'd be so up for it.

but what if she wanted it instead of you?

 

[Dreamerish*~]

what a kinky thread.

 

[jumb]

Raiks' story is giving me ideas.

 

[king_of_boredom]

but what if she wanted it instead of you?

oops didn't quite type that up rite, did i?...let me rephrase wat i was trying to say:

if a girl rocked up with a vibrator she wanted to use on herself, i'd be so turned on.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Raiks' story is giving me ideas.

holy shit. duffman is gone.

 

[jumb]

holy shit. duffman is gone.

Yeah, get with the times.

 

[jumb]

There is nothing wrong with sharing a toy with a girl and you... you can have it do the fine tuned stuff or just go in one hole whilst you're in another. I like seeing a girl using one, it's hot and very erotic.

This girl that you saw doing it, did her name end in ".mpeg" ?

 

[xeuyrawp]

What about flavoured condoms. I smelled a vanilla one, it was bad as.

Yeah, the flavour ones are disgusting.

Rope is fun. That's all I can really say...

 

[50Cent]

*makes whip sound* LOL

 

[jumb]

Yeah, the flavour ones are disgusting.

Rope is fun. That's all I can really say...

That vanilla one is the one that we got in a 'fun pack' that we had to pay for to get into a pub. We dropped it on the foot path of the main street.

 

[50Cent]

lol nice. Did ya fill it with shampoo?

 

[jumb]

lol nice. Did ya fill it with shampoo?

Nah we were kinda drunk. Who'sever it was just dropped it and we left it.

 

[Toodulu]

That vanilla one is the one that we got in a 'fun pack' that we had to pay for to get into a pub. We dropped it on the foot path of the main street.

haha dear god what sort of pub do you go to

 

[jumb]

It's a country thing, I think.