SIMPSONS!!!!....quotes... episodes n all.... (1 Viewer)

[roxy69]

hey guys!!!!!

juz wanted 2 no wat ur fav simpson quote....episode.....or anythin else....

I am such a huge Simpsons fan....

Theres nuthin more id luv than a real Homer....






...i am evil homer...i am evil homer....i am evil homer....i am evil homer....i am evil homer....i am evil homer...i am evil homer...i am evil homer...i am evil homer....

 

[roxy69]

my fav simpsons quote wud prob be:....
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
......


oh god dnt u juz luv his innocence

 

[sick of skool]

my fav simpsons quote wud prob be:....
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
......


oh god dnt u juz luv his innocence

Greatest simpsons quote's
"Bart: we had this substitute teacher today her name was mrs dood, all the kids were like run with it bart go with it...and then it hit me, i've become a class clown and it just sickens me
Homer: (jaw wired shut thinks) wow!bart really does have feelings!"
" If i could just say a few words i'd be a better public speaker..."said by homer at the bbq celebrating apu american citizenship...
oh sooo funny

Greatest episode's

"Lisa Fails"
"Frank Grimes"
"PTA Disbands"

I advise if you don't know what episodes im talking about that you may not be a simpsons fan...and you should immediately get access to these episodes before anyone else finds out about your problem...

 

[Shell]

i really like Milhouse. is that sick?

 

[roxy69]

i luv this one too....

Homer:
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

 

[olivjarr]

There are too many great quotes, but i just love this one

Homer (of course): I have one dream, to achieve my many goals!

 

[Shell]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.



BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

 

[Gangels]

Oh the oldest but best quote

Homer: Hello, my name is mr Burnes, I believe you have a letter for me
Post office man: Ok Mr burnes whats your first name?
Homer:.......................I dont know.

Or a new one

Nelson: Haha, your father isnt handy
Bart: Ohhhh
Homer: Bart, bart, are alright? I brought the First Aid Kit, Its spring loaded for quick access.......................Yarghghghghghghghghgh!

Simpsons is the greatest ever invention.

 

[hopeles5ly]

Marge[looking at Bart, as he walks around his treehouse]: What do you think he's doing up there?
Homer: I don't know. Drug lab?
Marge: Drug lab?!
Homer:Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin? You tell me what
he's doing.

[Homer and bart walks into taxi]
Kipnapper[points gun at homer]: My American friend, im afriad that this is a kipnapping
Homer: So that means i don't have to pay the fare?
Kipnapper: Uh I.. I suppose
Homer: Woo Hoo !
Kipnapper: I don't think you appericate the seriousness of the situation
Homer[sacarism]: Fine. take me but let the boy go ..
[Bart walking away] Kipnapper: I'm afriad he has already gone.

[walks into hotel, like nothing happened]
Marge: Where's your father?
Bart[with a "i don't care face"]: Kipnapped
Marge: *screams* Omg what are we suppose to do?
Bart:I dunno, wait for the call

Kipnapper: I have sent the ransom note, if your family want to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay
Homer: Oh i dunno, they been seeing me alive for free for a long time.

i <3 homer ! lol.

 

[hopeles5ly]

Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Marge - Stay away from my boy!
Sideshow Bob - Oh i'll stay away alright STAY AWAY FOR EVER!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... wait thats not right. (walks off)(runs back)
Sideshow Bob - Ok, Marge, I've got a good one now, say "stay away from my boy again."
Marge - No!

Sideshow Bob: You want the truth! You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Ah Sideshow Bob. Brililant.

haha brililant indeed.

[Cecil locks up sideshow bob, bart, lisa inside the dam and opens it again]
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you
inside.
Bob: Well, obviously.

Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of my evil schemes, you can't foil it
fast enough, but when Cecil tries to kill you, [imitating
her] it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.

 

[Ellie_Belly]

What about Ralph and his Ralphisms!!!

"Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!"

BUAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

http://leftofwest.8m.com/ralphisms/ralph.html

Teacher: [watching the children draw]
Good! Very good!
Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.
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[To Marge]
"Your hair is tall, and pretty."

[when she puts her hand on his shoulder]
"Help! She's touching my special area!"

 

[the truth]

haha i luv the simpsons.... can always settle an argument with them...
so many memorable quotes

no beer and no tv make homer go something something
go crazy?
don't mind if i do.... blahhahahahragaha etc etc!

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?


AHHHHHHHH theres too many....
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
http://www.humorsphere.com/simpsons/

 

[hopeles5ly]

I wish the new episodes were like the old ones they suck and have you realised how they used groning a lot now?

 

[frootloop]

Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Homer Simpson (drunk): The thing about my family is there are five of us: Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one that doesn't talk and the fat guy. Oh, how I loathe him!

:rofl:

 

[nafe]

Homer the Heretic: Best. Episode. Ever.
The episodes Conan O'Brien wrote where damn good too ("New Kid on
the Block," "Marge vs. the Monorail," "Homer Goes to College," and
"Treehouse of Horror IV")

 

[passion89]

I wish the new episodes were like the old ones they suck and have you realised how they used groning a lot now?

I agree that the newer eps should be more like the old BUT they so do not suck...don't hurt my babies that way Simpsons is still simpsons and will always have a place in my heart.

There are so many awesome quotes!!!!!!!! Can't name em all and can't pick one above the rest coz thats called favouritism and you just don't do that to you're own children.

I know...I am sick

 

[IronMaiden]

Homer the Heretic: Best. Episode. Ever.
The episodes Conan O'Brien wrote where damn good too ("New Kid on
the Block," "Marge vs. the Monorail," "Homer Goes to College," and
"Treehouse of Horror IV")

"Treehouse of Horror IV" is that the one with the french bombing springfield. If it is'nt I put that one on the list too.
Rofl.

 

[nafe]

"Treehouse of Horror IV" is that the one with the french bombing springfield. If it is'nt I put that one on the list too.
Rofl.

nah, thats not on that episode, but its still a good one lol
I can't wait for the Simspons movie to come out, although I did hear once that they would probably bring out a movie [link] as they're bringing the series to a close...

 

[FranzFerdinand]

i <3'd homer's antics when he was running for the boss of sanitation or whatever it was.

 

[Legham]

"Ned Flanders is in a mental institution?! May god have mercy on us all.. Honey, where are my shoes?"
"They're in the den"
"In the Den!!?!? May god have mercy on us all"


Homer: "I grew up in front of the TV and i turned out TV"