Simpsons Quotes thread (2 Viewers)
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just a few other quotes i love
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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WANT SOME FRIES
Bill Cosby: Now my good man, what do you like to play?
Kid: Pokemon
Bill Cosby: Pokemon! Pokemon with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out and the thing and he like to fowowoarrrarrrarrrrghhhh
Moe: "Moe's Tavern?"
Bart: "Hello is Al there?
Moe: "Al?"
Bart: "Yeah Al. Last name Coholic?"
Moe: "Let me check. Phonecall for Al. Alcoholic"
"Uh, Jacque Strapp"
"Is I.P.Freely here"
"Is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts?"
"Uh Homer Sexual?
"Mike Rotch"
"Amanda Hugginkiss"
"Hugh Jass"
"Ivonna Tinkle"
"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"
Kid: Pokemon
Bill Cosby: Pokemon! Pokemon with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out and the thing and he like to fowowoarrrarrrarrrrghhhh
Moe: "Moe's Tavern?"
Bart: "Hello is Al there?
Moe: "Al?"
Bart: "Yeah Al. Last name Coholic?"
Moe: "Let me check. Phonecall for Al. Alcoholic"
"Uh, Jacque Strapp"
"Is I.P.Freely here"
"Is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts?"
"Uh Homer Sexual?
"Mike Rotch"
"Amanda Hugginkiss"
"Hugh Jass"
"Ivonna Tinkle"
"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"
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Troy: Come on Jimmy, lets take a look at the killing floor!
Jimmy: *gasps*
Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating, that allows material to sluice through so that it can be collected and exported.
Jimmy: *gasps*
Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating, that allows material to sluice through so that it can be collected and exported.
Insurance guy: This place Moe's you left just before the accident. this is a business of some kind?
Homer's Brain: don't tell him you were at a bar, but what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store...I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: hehehe, i would've never thought of that.
Someday i'm going to walk into a french exam (I don't take any french subjects at the moment), sit through reading time, open the booklet, scream out "LE GRILLE?! What the hell is that?!" and run out screaming.
Homer's Brain: don't tell him you were at a bar, but what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store...I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: hehehe, i would've never thought of that.
Someday i'm going to walk into a french exam (I don't take any french subjects at the moment), sit through reading time, open the booklet, scream out "LE GRILLE?! What the hell is that?!" and run out screaming.
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Homer: [Sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
Marge: "Well Duh!"
Marge: "Well Duh!"
Homer as beer baron
Detective Dude: *Looks into the distance from a lookout* Im Going to catch you beer baron
Homer: *hiding in the bushes from a distance* No you wont
Detective Dude: Yes, Yes i will
Homer: Wont.
ROFLTOMATOES
Detective Dude: *Looks into the distance from a lookout* Im Going to catch you beer baron
Homer: *hiding in the bushes from a distance* No you wont
Detective Dude: Yes, Yes i will
Homer: Wont.
ROFLTOMATOES
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ROFLMAO! CLASSIC!okhan90 said:
Lionel Hutz: "This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
Chief Wiggum: "Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!"
Chief Wiggum: "Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!"
runtlocks
the diff'rence
Marge: I haven't been in a play since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: Sounds interesting!
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting!
Homer: Sounds interesting!
Marge: You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie, and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer: Sounds interesting!
watatank
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runtlocks
the diff'rence
Ding, dong. The sound of the Liberty Bell. Ding. Freedom. Dong. Opportunity. Ding. Excellent schools. Dong. Quality hospitals.
some of my favourites.
Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything: move under the sea. It's not gonna happen!
Homer: Not with that attitude!
Homer: OOOHHH! Floor pie!
Lisa: Dad, why are you singing?
Homer's Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie, tell a lie!
Homer: I got a small role in a Broadway musical! It's not much, but it's a start.
Homer's Brain: Bra-vo. (slow clapping)
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Ah, sure, you just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and he's hiding in the...
Homer: AAAAAHHH! BOOGEYMAN!!!! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! (storms into Bart's room and wakes him up) Bart, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
Bart: Aaaahhh!
Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything: move under the sea. It's not gonna happen!
Homer: Not with that attitude!
Homer: OOOHHH! Floor pie!
Lisa: Dad, why are you singing?
Homer's Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie, tell a lie!
Homer: I got a small role in a Broadway musical! It's not much, but it's a start.
Homer's Brain: Bra-vo. (slow clapping)
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Ah, sure, you just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and he's hiding in the...
Homer: AAAAAHHH! BOOGEYMAN!!!! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! (storms into Bart's room and wakes him up) Bart, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
Bart: Aaaahhh!
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runtlocks
the diff'rence
the bestatreus said:
no it isnt. it was funny the first time but hearing it a second time, it loses a lot of its humourruntlocks said:
maybe the best joke is when skinner says "i think it was a boaking accident"
other than that simpsons is pretty crap. think about it. when your a kid you dont understand half of the stuff the 40+ writers are putting in the show as they are jokes that only adults would understand. and alot of adults dont watch it because of all of the kiddie jokes. therefore quite a crap show, there are much better ones such as raymond, friends, seinfeld, becker, ect which have jokes that you can understand. make the switch, away from simpsons to anything else, as anything > the simpsons
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hahahahahahahagoony said:
are you talking the about the episode where he tries to build the barbecue? "WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!" lol.
also one of my all time favourites (if it's been posted, sorry):
Lisa: Forget it, Bart. To get those tickets we'd have to be part of Springfield's cultural elite!
Homer: (entering) Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush? (brushes teeth with it)
hehe.
Future Lisa gets thrown into prison
Judge: I sentence you to 20 years on monster island
Prisoner: Dont worry its only a name
(Monsters Chasing After Lisa)
Lisa: You said it was only a name
Prisoner: What i meant is that monster island is actually a peninsula
Judge: I sentence you to 20 years on monster island
Prisoner: Dont worry its only a name
(Monsters Chasing After Lisa)
Lisa: You said it was only a name
Prisoner: What i meant is that monster island is actually a peninsula