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This thread is so sad. Who really cares how big a dick is. Most girls aren't that shallow.
 

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Sifn't. Though, it'd be more manly to measure yourself with a friend, then compare sizes. Then ask Dolly Doctor why your man meat didn't match up to your friends love muscle. Sad thing is, someone actually did that. *shudders*
 

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This thread has only been open 1.5 hours and look at the responces! Fire away sure knows how to bring in a crowd!

You're not going to get a serious reply on here (as we've all demonstrated) because girls dont care, and guys arent going to give another guy constructive information. As long as its long enough to 'french connect', you'll be fine. I'd rather my guy be smaller rather than larger... its easier to give head without suffocating! :)
 

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Beckiki_S said:
Listen to the expert. He measures his boyfriends dicks all the time.
that is so lame. its something I'd expect from an 8 year old boy. the only girls who make those jokes are ugly girls with a bad sense of humour, "looks to beckiki's picure"
 

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"french connect" ????????

please explain
 

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JGreenwood said:
that is so lame. its something I'd expect from an 8 year old boy. the only girls who make those jokes are ugly girls with a bad sense of humour, "looks to beckiki's picure"
Ooooh get cut...
The way i see it is you dont really know what i look like and if you cant take a joke then im not the only one with a bad sense of humour.
 

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"french connect"=fuck

Just trying to think of a nicer way to say it.
 

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JGreenwood said:
that is so lame. its something I'd expect from an 8 year old boy. the only girls who make those jokes are ugly girls with a bad sense of humour, "looks to beckiki's picure"
uh... i dont wanna be rude, and since i dont think the av. pic is you, i dont think im offending anyone but..

ISNT THAT A MULLET IN UR PICTURE?
 
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apparently from the lazy boy song - facts of life, it says "The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised "
 

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I don't know how long mine is, seriously.
It goes down one of my trouser pants.
 

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This is starting to get freaky.
 

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Seedorf! AC Milan pwnz.


Back to the point. I think I will share a little story that sums up what I think of the topic.

I was on the train with some friends one day, back a long time ago. Being the well-endowed middle-easterner I am, I was dishing out some insults to my Filipino friend about how lacking he is. He promptly replied that at least he was putting his to good use. His statement was true, and I was promptly put in my place as he was using it far more often than I at that point.
 

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Asquithian said:
When were middle eastener's hung?

You have to be over 8' to be considered hung. Everyone else between 6 and 8 is normal.


I said well-endowed. Also, I don't see how you can lay a certain range as a requirement to being "hung", as if it is some sort of definite term with a definite number.


Also, don't be jealous.
 

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