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Speaking of stethoscopes, I like those dogs (as in your avatar) - but their ears and tails always seem to me, to be out of proportion. That's why GSDs are far superior. :cool:
 

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kimmeh said:
I agree. I dont mind hauling money out for stethoscopes/food provided theyre reasonable, i mean, i wouldnt be doing much with an electric cardiology stethoscope. If a dog steps/bites it then $1000 goes down the drain pretty easily. I guess its okay for doctors/med students to get them because i highly doubt that their patients would do the same as a vets :p
Haha, you obviously haven't heard some of the stories from Mental Health that I have!
 

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velox said:
my sister won a stethoscope at amsa, but the raffle was run by curries so i think it was rigged :p
Highly jealous of the people who won those... i was just sitting there, watching the freebies flow. Then again, i already have one, but haven't used it properly yet (in the sense that it hasn't been required in the course and the only heart i've listened to is mine - still cool though). I'm guessing that i'll definitely need it in 3rd year and later, but there will probably be opportunities before then.
 

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petar13 said:
Speaking of stethoscopes, I like those dogs (as in your avatar) - but their ears and tails always seem to me, to be out of proportion. That's why GSDs are far superior. :cool:
Global Standard Deities?

(Jasper Fforde reference)
 

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hipsta_jess said:
Haha, you obviously haven't heard some of the stories from Mental Health that I have!
biting isnt my complete worry.. projectile faecal matter is...
 

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Haha how good would that be in traffic!

It would be worth falling a few rungs on the evolutionary ladder just for that. :D
 

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I won a prize for having the best sinous rythm. Hooray for me, and my perfectly functional heart!
What did you win? :D
 

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bearpooh said:
Of course it is not really the stethescope that matters.
(Any Littman or Tycos/Harvey is ok)

As a professor of cardiology once told me,
"It is the bit between the ear pieces that matters".

Obsessing about stethescopes is very much a first clinical year syndrome.
You will grow out of it eventually.
It took a cardiology professor to tell you that?

Or were you just hoping that mentioning the role of the speaker would lend you some credibility? We ALL know what's important, but a keen ear can only be helped by keen instruments.

Furthermore, you are the very last person I would listen to when told that I am to "grow out" of something, let alone "eventually". An air of superiority alone does not make you superior - you need flair to pull it off.
 

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bearpooh said:
Of course it is not really the stethescope that matters.
(Any Littman or Tycos/Harvey is ok)

As a professor of cardiology once told me,
"It is the bit between the ear pieces that matters".

Obsessing about stethescopes is very much a first clinical year syndrome.
You will grow out of it eventually.
most hospitals use a $12 type..
I say spend $60ish... its all u need

cos ull just be taking blood pressures in yr 1.. and if u get a nice patient with interesting heart or git pathology borrow the doctors :)... but i doubt it.. im still yet to hear some of the stuff...and my $50 one hears everything i need :)

//edit: with the $60 other dollars u planned to use.. buy a book... talley and O'conner - clinical examination. or booze..
 

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haha im sure that will change after only a few months of narky patients screaming heated vitriol at you
 

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bearpooh said:
In which case, you are forever condemned to be inferior.
Bearpooh, unlike other users who hate you I haven't bothered reading your posts, analysing your comments, scouring your history. I don't care. Nothing you say here has any merit, medical parents or no.

Go back to one of the other fora you stomp around in and bother people who care - mediocrity is simply ignored here.
 

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