Dear current possible new secret crush,
We seem to have had a pretty awesome time today. Few awkward silences, but overall - it was pretty gr8 and we should do it again soon.
Dear other concurrent secret crush who is less possible than the one mentioned above,
I don't know who those other two guys that were in our group ended up there - I never saw them before, but hopefully we'll be in the same group together sometime soon?
Dear former #1 secret crush who was displaced today,
When our eyes met today - I knew then and there that while you're an incredibly attractive woman, I can't see things working out. However, I'm still really undecided about it all... *sigh*
Dear other former #1 secret crush who was displaced several months ago,
Thanks for doing that thing you did. You were only what... five months too late. Thanks for the condoms anyway.