Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (7 Viewers)

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FUCK YOU. I was really hoping I was wrong about you.

(Apparently bagging someone out annonymously on the internet helps)

 

[Riproot]

FUCK YOU. I was really hoping I was wrong about you.

(Apparently bagging someone out annonymously on the internet helps)

wrong thread

 

[Ahmed ftw]

you obviously haven't met shadowdude

where is the fucking rep gone!!!! M8, fantastic post!

 

[Ahmed ftw]

I'm not talking about what you or your moron friends think "respect" is

If I thought black was white, would that make it white?

Ah Lolsmith and his fallacious arguments. Pls stop, it's really quite upsetting how shit your posts have become (no, wait, your posts have always been super shit, my bad)

 

[Shadowdude]

I almost always smile and am generally awesome. Doesn't mean I want to bang every guy I meet.

but there were ~vibes~



Anyway, irrelevant now because:


Dear current #1 secret crush,

You are now dubbed: 'Former (2-time) #1 secret crush'

Dear former (2-time) #1 secret crush,

Isn't it just great, that the night after you become my #1 secret crush again

you fuck some other guy.


I don't know what to do anymore.

 

[Rixon]

lol.

 

[Arcorn]

but there were ~vibes~



Anyway, irrelevant now because:

Dear current #1 secret crush,

You are now dubbed: 'Former (2-time) #1 secret crush'

Dear former (2-time) #1 secret crush,

Isn't it just great, that the night after you become my #1 secret crush again

you fuck some other guy.


I don't know what to do anymore.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA HAHAHHAAH etc.

 

[Shadowdude]

THANK YOU

someone gets the references

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA HAHAHHAAH etc.

Also, m8

not funny


this is srs bsns

I even logic-ised it:


Suppose the girl is infallible.

Then, the 'fault' in them having sex lies with the guy.

But, I can't find any legit reason to fault the guy for sleeping with - let's face it - a really attractive woman.

Therefore, by contradiction, the girl is fallible.


or something

 

[RivalryofTroll]

but there were ~vibes~



Anyway, irrelevant now because:


Dear current #1 secret crush,

You are now dubbed: 'Former (2-time) #1 secret crush'

Dear former (2-time) #1 secret crush,

Isn't it just great, that the night after you become my #1 secret crush again

you fuck some other guy.


I don't know what to do anymore.

gahahahahahah shit.

 

[Arcorn]

THANK YOU

someone gets the references

I was just posting that because I saw vibe.

Also, m8

not funny


this is srs bsns

I even logic-ised it:


Suppose the girl is infallible.

Then, the 'fault' in them having sex lies with the guy.

But, I can't find any legit reason to fault the guy for sleeping with - let's face it - a really attractive woman.

Therefore, by contradiction, the girl is fallible.


or something

Dude, it's a girl that you haven't even dated, who gives a shit?

 

[Shadowdude]

the point of secret crush is that you haven't dated them

because you are mulling over whether to ask them out


for this particular lady,

i was actually planning to ask her out next time i saw her. legit ask her out.

but oh no, that's not happening anymore


I just figured it would've been nice. It was just really nice talking to her, and I thought she was a pretty awesome girl from when I was chatting to her... and you know. It's how these things start.

Unlike that other fucking faggot douche dumbcunt retarded dickhead.

whatever


i am a better mathematician than him.

all is well.

 

[Arcorn]

the point of secret crush is that you haven't dated them

because you are mulling over whether to ask them out


for this particular lady,

i was actually planning to ask her out next time i saw her. legit ask her out.

but oh no, that's not happening anymore


I just figured it would've been nice. It was just really nice talking to her, and I thought she was a pretty awesome girl from when I was chatting to her... and you know. It's how these things start.

Unlike that other fucking faggot douche dumbcunt retarded dickhead.

whatever


i am a better mathematician than him.

all is well.

Acted too slowly, my only real advice I've ever given on here is to not hesitate.

 

[Shadowdude]

Acted too slowly, my only real advice I've ever given on here is to not hesitate.

I didn't.

I asked her out during that 'chat' - she said no, I was going to try again next time.


But no, instead of spending a night with me watching lovely hahaha comedy, she decided to spend her night... ugh

 

[Arcorn]

I didn't.

I asked her out during that 'chat' - she said no, I was going to try again next time.


But no, instead of spending a night with me watching lovely hahaha comedy, she decided to spend her night... ugh

You can't turn a no into a yes.

 

[Shadowdude]

m8

she said no because of reasons she explained to me

legit reasons


therefore, plan of attack would be to ask again in a fashion that avoids any of the reasons that imply a 'no'

 

[townie]

Girl says no
Shadowdude thinks that means yes if he asks differently.

Love dat logic.

 

[Shadowdude]

yeah

she said she didn't want to come because the advertisements for the event i invited her to were pissing her off

therefore, if i invite her some place which doesn't have advertising that annoys her - i theoretically have a better chance of getting that elusive 'yes'...


But as I said, all hypothetical now because - well, she's with the other guy now. whatever

 

[townie]

See. There's these things called excuses. I would read up on them as I'm sure you'll hear a lot. E.g "I can't go out tonight I have to wash my hair" or "my grandmother died" etc they're just lies so your feelings don't get hurt

 

[Rixon]

i am a better mathematician than him.

all is well.

but you can't even multiply

 

[Shadowdude]

See. There's these things called excuses. I would read up on them as I'm sure you'll hear a lot. E.g "I can't go out tonight I have to wash my hair" or "my grandmother died" etc they're just lies so your feelings don't get hurt

Oh but they're legit excuses, I felt. But... if you say so. As I said, I got the ~vibe~ she actually didn't want to come because well, she doesn't have interest in it and the advertising annoyed her.

Unlike someone else I asked:

"Sorry, I can't make it - have assignments that week"
*checks in at night club the night before and after*