The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (3 Viewers)

[mack]

i can keep you entertained in the meantime

I don't think my gf would appreciate me being some other dude's ass-pirate.

Isn't my brother your new bitch now?

 

[Orange Juice]

like doing hectic studying shit...

dont worry man its not like you wont have time to party afterwards ...
i had like over a week before econ exams as well... but then i went out for like 5 nights straight after... then i was like disabled for like a year... so yeh...

has hsc4life finished?

 

[Orange Juice]

oh so you and agnes are dating now?
sounds awesome lad

 

[mack]

Nah me and Agnes aren't dating, I've someone else.

Nah, HSC4life does legal as well, she's stuck with me.

 

[Agnes2810]

is there any way of changing your mind?

(gotta keep this on track)
you guys been to the german pub in the rocks?

nope sorry mackie!!!\\\




this friday, were going to carmens!! oh how dodgy and local...

 

[Orange Juice]

why do you quote me but apologise to mackie?
where the heck is carmens? sounds fairly... hole...

 

[Agnes2810]

Nah me and Agnes aren't dating, I've someone else.

Nah, HSC4life does legal as well, she's stuck with me.

well FINE then.

but im still in your gang.. with my little pocket knife and all my happiness!

 

[Agnes2810]

why do you quote me but apologise to mackie?
where the heck is carmens? sounds fairly... hole...

miranda.. .

 

[Agnes2810]

why do you quote me but apologise to mackie?
where the heck is carmens? sounds fairly... hole...

oh shit. i mean sorry oj

 

[Orange Juice]

well FINE then.

but im still in your gang.. with my little pocket knife and all my happiness!

dont worry agnes, ill go out with you... its only for sympathy though...
but you also gotta not mind dating a fugly short guy (im only 142cm)!

 

[mack]

well FINE then.

but im still in your gang.. with my little pocket knife and all my happiness!

A pocket knife huh?

I was fiddling around with one, trying to get the letter opener out, and it slipped and the letter opener went across my skin. Almost drew blood. That's some dangerous shit right there.

 

[breaking]

A pocket knife huh?

I was fiddling around with one, trying to get the letter opener out, and it slipped and the letter opener went across my skin. Almost drew blood. That's some dangerous shit right there.

and thus mack was circumcised

 

[Agnes2810]

A pocket knife huh?

I was fiddling around with one, trying to get the letter opener out, and it slipped and the letter opener went across my skin. Almost drew blood. That's some dangerous shit right there.

well i know how to use it.

and oj...r u REALLY 142cm..

 

[Orange Juice]

im starting to have second thoughts about being your partner in crime...

man i so wanna go out to star city this week...

 

[mack]

I just measured it-Juicy doesn't even come up to my chest.

 

[Orange Juice]

well i know how to use it.

and oj...r u REALLY 142cm..

yeh i am unfortunately... are you still interested in going out with me?

 

[mack]

im starting to have second thoughts about being your partner in crime...

man i so wanna go out to star city this week...

Well, we can go to Cave now, seeing as were thugs.

 

[Agnes2810]

haha the funniest thing happened !! wen wasthe melb cup.. 2 days ago right,

i was catchn the bus home from work, and this maggot as guy, he was only about 16 or so, was on the bus.. fully offending ppl by swearin and callin ppl on the bus names,

and he told everyone he has a fake ID and was at star city since 9 when it opened, and was on the bus going to bangor tavern to drink more.

haha all we could do was laugh

 

[lengstar]

so mackie finally came out of the closet?

 

[Agnes2810]

yeh i am unfortunately... are you still interested in going out with me?

well considering i am 175cm we would look like a freak couple