The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (7 Viewers)

[mack]

You seriously think im a homo dont you?

 

[lengstar]

Keep bringing me up as Jet Li and i will get photographic evidence to prove that you are.

 

[mack]

Hey it was Juicy that said you were Jet Li!

What photographic evidence would you use?

 

[spell check]

I wanted to go out tonight also, got some sweet Armani collared shirts to wear, except my Aramis deodorant clogged up! gAYzor!

Its going to be a boring night surfing BOS for me.......

Whered you meet Neeja Agnes?

you didn't go out because your deodorant wasn't working

you must be a sweat pig motherfucker

 

[Agnes2810]

u guys wanna c a foto of me and neeja to PROVE he came?

excuse the VERY drunkness.....

 

[mack]

You are soooo wasted in that pic!

 

[Orange Juice]

wtf is this? im away for a day or so... and this thread is outta control!
holy crap.... you look sooo goneee in that pic!
i cant believe mackies never slept till 4... youll learn.. your just too young my friend...

and who said that metros cant be thugs? hell you dont even need to be a thug to go to cave.. just carry a gun...
and fuck mackie you must be preppy.. wearing armani..

 

[mack]

Preppy? Nah, I just like their range of shirts. If im gonna fight anyone, I guess I'll rely on 1337 metro fightin skillz. All crazy dance-fight shit.

Dont have a gun juicy, but in my room I've got a 15cm Bowie knife. Is that good enough for Cave?

 

[Orange Juice]

thats so preppy... armani is too elite for anyone under 50...you gotta be pretty rich then...yuppie
sure bring it... make sure you get pass the guards tho

 

[mack]

I aint rich Juicy, I just spend all my money on stuff like this, where other people buy CD's and save up for cars, etc.

So with my Bowie, do I just leave it ony my belt in Cave? Or do I need to start shit and stick a mofo with it?

 

[Orange Juice]

fair enough... least your rents aint paying for your armani
your kinda like me cept i dont buy armani... i just pokies alot of it
you gotta start shit... we can go around terrorising people.. and make money ... for me to spend on pokies for you... your armani...

 

[mack]

Would we be like a two man gang?

A metro and an aZn pryde flyboi? Sounds sweet. Do you have any weapons?

 

[Orange Juice]

yeh a two man gang... and not a single race one either!
i used to have a sword... which was like 50 cms or so... but i gave it to my cousin...
should i get it back?
(ps i cant believe your a metro.. i recall you saying you hated to dress like one )

 

[mack]

Hated to dress like one? If I ever said that, I've changed. Chicks love metro's. You need to be to get into Tank pretty much, and one day, I hope to out-metro Will Sparky.

A sword would be nice, but don't you have a gun or something? We may need to shoot some mofo's.

 

[Orange Juice]

yeh chicks like metro but didnt you also say that your not into the 'one nighters' type thing?

nah these new laws are too harsh... cant go around carrying guns... plus i cant afford it...
i doubt many people would want to touch us after we reach for our weapons... we'll be the 'untouchables'

 

[mack]

I dont do the one nighters no, but still, being metro is a great way to meet women!

May not need a gun after all. I reckon I could nail a mofo if I threw my knife. Plus I'm a half decent hand-to-hand fighter.

 

[Orange Juice]

dam im so jealous.. i wish i was metro...
maybe you could help me with chicks... i mean being 142cm and butt ugly.. also being a dickhead dont really help...

so its settled we'll start a gang...?

 

[mack]

Whats stopping you from turning metro? All you need is fancy Armani shit. Plus nice hair. Then you're metro. You don't have to exfoliate your face and all that crap either. Just gotta look good. Are you really butt ugly? You can't hook up in clubs or anything?

Yeah we'll start a gang, but I aint rolling civilians. I wanna take down aZn gAnGstAs that ruin George Street. I wanna be a pious gang member, make the streets safe for the young un's again. It'd also be good to go into Star Bar without needing a gun.

 

[Orange Juice]

but im too poor for armani unlike YOU!
im bald... is that nice hair?
i hook up in clubs... but still!

ok first off, we need investors... we neec apital for the gang... then we'll start... via the capital we'll buy armani suits and go thru the streets stopping asian gangstas!

 

[mack]

Suits huh? Were going to be fancy?

Well, sure, why not. Im happy as long as I get to slice up some aZn gAnGsTas.