The MATH Chat! (1 Viewer)

[rainbowstar]

Hey guys,
I decided to make this thread for all the Year 11 cohort doing MX1. Since, we are all going through this together, why not post your experiences with the subject, any problems, math jokes or even just some challenging questions. Have a great year guys.

Thumbs up to maths

 

[integral95]

How's your discriminate? cause I'm looking for a real root.

You are the absolute value of my life, you turn my all negatives into positives

 

[Carrotsticks]

How's your discriminate? cause I'm looking for a real root.

You are the absolute value of my life, you turn my all negatives into positives

Haha did you mean 'discriminant'?

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Baby, I'll be your parametrisation so then you can depend on me.

You turn my Extension 1 into an Extension 2.

 

[integral95]

Haha did you mean 'discriminant'?

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Baby, I'll be your parametrisation so then you can depend on me.

You turn my Extension 1 into an Extension 2.

My bad


and I actually don't get your line

 

[braintic]

I'm looking for a real root.

So all your roots so far have been imaginary? Just stop trying to root one of those negative numbers.
Do you think you're sec(xy)? Just walk up to a girl and say "I'm a tan gent, may I touch your curves?"
She'll probably ask you to be asymptotic - get as close as you want, but don't touch.
But don't be too negative about this, or she'll substitute u for x^2.
Just a question - have you been circumscribed?

 

[lilcutetricker]

the derivative of my love for you is 0 because the love I have for you will always be constant

 

[seanieg89]

the derivative of my love for you is 0 because the love I have for you will always be constant

...and that constant is zero.

 

[AsianFrustratio]

Hey girl, can I be your first derivative? I wanna lie tangent to you curves.

Hey girl, can I be your second derivative? I wanna explore all your concavities.

My love for you is like pi - it's never ending.

Do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

 

[nerdasdasd]

Good grief!

 

[bongoli]

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a u-substitution?

 

[J280]

this thread omg :')

 

[dunjaaa]

LMFAO