The Penis Movie Game 2008 (trust me, it's fun) (2 Viewers)

[Pain]

Batman Begins
Wayne: The man had a gun!
Ducard: Would that stop you?
Wayne: I've had training
Ducard: The training is NOTHING!!, The penis is everything.

 

[Omie Jay]

lol i remember this thread.

too sleepy to think of stuff..

bbl after 10hrs sleep

 

[Nashie]

Ok need to do a star wars one

Episode 5
Darth Vader "Luke I am your penis"
Luke: *goes to check* "Noooooooooo"

 

[just jess.]

Spiderman
Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy penis climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the penis out.

 

[proringz]

There was quite a lot of penis in Watchmen

 

[pricklygoo]

All you have to do is 2 things.

1. Pick one of your favourite movies from 2008 or older.

2. Chose a line from the movie and swap one word in the line for 'penis'.

I'll start:

The Dark Knight
Joker: A little penis in you, I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me.

You are a stinkin penis muncher (Mean Girls)

 

[pricklygoo]

So's ya face.

.....Hey thats Cool!

 

[Crestwood's_G]

get penis living or get penis dying

 

[Continuum]

hahaha. fight club (since its my fave movie, and im doing it for 2unit)

rule one. you do not talk about penis. rule two. you do NOT talk about penis.

awesome substitution

 

[too much fun]

you are ALL fucked.

 

[Omie Jay]

potc2 - octopus face: "Do you fear penis?"

 

[SUPERANNEDREW]

300.

Madness?.......

...THIIIISS ..ISSSS ..PEEENNNIIISSSSS!!!

*kicks*

 

[Shogun]

Ron Burgundy: Anchorman

I love penis

 

[Hagaren]

The Last Samurai

Algren: ...penis in every breath...
Katsumoto: That is, Bushido.

Katsumoto: A perfect penis is a rare thing. You can spend your whole life looking for one, and it will not be a wasted life.

Algren: This is Katsumoto's penis. He would have wanted you to have it. He hoped with his dying breath that you would remember his ancestors who held it, and what they died for. May the strength of the Samurai always be with you.

 

[blue_chameleon]

The Last Samurai

Algren: ...penis in every breath...
Katsumoto: That is, Bushido.

Katsumoto: A perfect penis is a rare thing. You can spend your whole life looking for one, and it will not be a wasted life.

Algren: This is Katsumoto's penis. He would have wanted you to have it. He hoped with his dying breath that you would remember his ancestors who held it, and what they died for. May the strength of the Samurai always be with you.

For that effort, i'll personally deliver you a beer right now.

 

[Hagaren]

waiting...

actually no, then i would have to brush my teeth again.

 

[pman]

The hitchikers Guide to the galaxy (I'm not sure if this line is in the movie but its definitly in the book and radio series)
Ford Prefect: Life..life is like a Penis!
Swamp Creature: How So?
Ford Prefect: well its round and squishy, rough, kind of yellowy orange..oh yeah, and some people have half of one for breakfast.