The Simpsons Favourite Quote Thread (1 Viewer)

[7.62 BOS]

Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T".

GOLD!

 

[ediisjoz]

Karl = Black
Lenny = White

 

[Simpson Freak]

Homer: Marge! Old people don't need companionship; they need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have, that can be extracted for our personal use.


Homer: First you didn't want me to get a pony and now you want me to take it back, make up your mind!


Marge: Homer, do you want Bart to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now whose being naive?

"LOL. which episode is that btw? " that was the X Files parody with Homer in the Bar talking to Scully and Malder.

 

[Simpson Freak]

Marge: Well, I think it's a good thing for a show to go off the air before it
becomes stale and repetitive
Smithers: MAGGIE SHOT MR BURNS AGAIN!

now i promise the following is off memory, not a copy/paste job or anything, i dont know why i would admit to it, but MEH.

My bratwurst has a first name its F R I T Z
my bratwurst has a second name its S C H N A C K E N P F E F F E R H A U S E N

theres more to come but me hungry, i have found a calling between now and Uni, its this thread.

 

[get_born]

Homer: Doh!

 

[LostAuzzie]

Marge: Kids can be so cruel
Bart: They can, thanks!

Lisa screams in background as Bart attacks her

 

[melsc]

Chief Wiggim: I hope this taught you kids a lesson...never learn

 

[Bobness]

Homer: now i'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman.

HAHAHA

 

[sphinxtress]

Mr Burns: If you don't show up today, don't bother coming to work on Monday!
Homer: Woohoo!! Four day weekend!!

aww... i love it. If only there were more Homers in the world!

 

[pLuvia]

lol

Chief wiggam: I'm watching you guys
Homer: You can take me away but you'll never defeat the cobras
Chieft: But I thought you were called the hell satans
Homer:.... oink oink oink

cracked me up so much

 

[Ellie_Belly]

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

 

[Ellie_Belly]

Skinner: That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.


lol!!!!

 

[LostAuzzie]

Homer: "Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

Lisa: "No."

Homer: "Ham?"

Lisa: "No."

Homer: "Pork chops?"

Lisa: "Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"

Homer: "Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful, MAGICAL animal!"

 

[pLuvia]

Homer: Hello I'm mister burns
Operator: Ok Mr burns what's your first name
Homer: I don't know

LOL

 

[icecreamdisco]

"this reminds me of the movie FAME, and to a lesser extent, the tv series, which was also called FAME"

 

[pLuvia]

Homer: Look the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Just got to bring this back up, hilarious:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[r.haidar]

My favourite non-homer moment

Scene: Lisa doing news report outside a house
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3473/catlady9le.jpg
"They call her the cat lady. People say she's crazy just because she has a few dozen cats. But can anyone who loves animals this much really be crazy?"
Cat lady comes out flinging cats at lisa and screaming
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2914/catlady26uf.jpg

Next Scene: Lisa in front of a railroad
"The old union pacific doesnt come by here much anymore"
The union pacific comes by
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6835/unionpacific6mw.jpg
Cat lady comes out flinging cats at lisa and screaming
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7026/unionpacific22lf.jpg

LOL best moment for sure

 

[pLuvia]

Marge: There's someone here who can help you
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman's a scientist

 

[Boxxxhead]

"English? Why do we need that? It's not as if we're ever going to England!"

"If the Bible has taught us anything—which it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such."

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Hey Homer, I'm a bit worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the next, there's only one case left!"

"My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

Lol there are SO many good ones... If I had time I'd add EVERYBODY here as a friend... Also, I love the Navy scene. "It's my first day" "Es mi primer d*a" etc.. "Quack quack quack" hehe

 

[melsc]

"Me fail English...that's unpossible"