The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[cal-]

"I have toned arms"

What would you do with those arms?

"Pick you up and carry you about"

Nothing better.

 

[Riet]

"I like commitment, talking about my feelings and throw cushions."

 

[silly-sal-90]

i had a family friend named rodney n we all called him rod
he tried this one on me
"wanna see why my parents called me rod??"

 

[angmor]

"If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg the New Year, can I visit between the holidays?"

 

[SuperStar-3000]

any of those maths ones are pretty much guaranteed successes. maths is hot.

next to the side of the road
mum said i need to hold your hand to cross

girl you're the leading cause of global warming

kinda lame, but all the good ones were taken

 

[RGJ798]

~Official "Pick Up Lines" Thread~

"Did You Just Fart? Because You Blew Me Away"

 

[GinoIs]

Re: ~Official "Pick Up Lines" Thread~

http://community.boredofstudies.org/search.php?searchid=3931667

Fail.

 

[pattii]

Re: ~Official "Pick Up Lines" Thread~

your cute, can i have your number?

 

[bettina44]

from a guy's perspective:
what has 148 teeth and can hold the incredible hulk?
my fly

ur pretti,i'm ugly
lets have average babies

 

[lidool]

are you a broom? because you sweep me off my feet

are you a vacuum? because it seems your sucking the hell out of me (LOL its made up)

 

[.deimonic]

If your cos squared and I'm sine squared... together we make one

 

[Pace_T]

are you a vacuum? because it seems your sucking the hell out of me (LOL its made up)

im missing it

 

[unholyXromance]

(done via text message)

you send:
"stop"
they reply something along the lines of:
"wtf? or stop what etc"
to which you reply:
"stop thinking about me and smiling"

 

[deicide]

I was talking to this chick and we got on topic of pick up lines.
So I asked her whats the best one she heard.
This is what she told me

Guy comes up to her at a club: Hey, sup
Her: Hey
Guy: What are you doing later
Her: Not much
Guy: Want to come home with me?
Girl: =O

She ended up going home with him.

 

[emi211]

do u wash urself in windex coz i can see myself in them

 

[qmaz]

can i wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

 

[qmaz]

"ok lets cut to the chase. your body's slammin' lets get to jammin'"

 

[iMiraj]

Hi =)

Well... yeah...
Thats the Best Pickup Line ever xD

 

[The Jester]

(done via text message)

you send:
"stop"
they reply something along the lines of:
"wtf? or stop what etc"
to which you reply:
"stop thinking about me and smiling"

Holy hell I was laughing for five minutes after reading that. I don't know why, I just think it's hilarious. I probably need some sleep.

 

[ZEROtheHERO]

How you doin'? ;D