top 3 sexiest jobs for the opposite sex (1 Viewer)

[Captain Hero]

Dude Chicks dig Engineers. Three of the biggest pimps I know are Engineers.

How's Narrandera and the Abos, son?

 

[staticsiscool]

Im an engineer. Narrandera, nice town. Abos infesting it, not so nice. Coon knife people a lot.

 

[Captain Hero]

I know you're an Engineer. Your sister has told me all about you. She said some random coons were chilling out on your front doorstep for like no reason.

 

[staticsiscool]

That was a little weird. "your sister has told me allllll about you". But yeah the cunts fucked up my car. Hence my intense hatred of coons.

 

[katie tully]

I told him your jock strap size too

 

[staticsiscool]

I'll get the coons onto youse cunts. They fucked up the window of the video shop the other day. And their new one is they get some of them to walk across the pedestrian crossing and make a car stop then the rest run out and kick it lol. Or they throw food at it. Or they ride their bikes/scooters into tables outside the cafe while people are eating. Sounds like a bit of walker texas ranger style law making is needed.

 

[katie tully]

fucking lol im so coming to visit soon, ill come on a friday so i can chill out at the cafe all day with a camera

 

[staticsiscool]

ricky bobby you have spilt my macchiato

 

[janaranaran!]

1. Someone high up in some government agency, ie foreign affairs
2. Academic
3. Journalist

Musicians are hot hot hot but I'd rather that be an on the side kind of thing

basically i like intellectuals

 

[Captain Hero]

Dude it sounds like you should get a carrying permit for QLD. Show the coons who's boss with your SIG if you know what I mean.

 

[Sammy-Blue]

1. Hedge Fund Manager
2. Actuary
3. Statistician

 

[crissgoes2skool]

Good luck. Retard.

haha...u dont even know me

 

[katie tully]

If you get a UAI of over 85 with thos subjects, I will neck myself

 

[staticsiscool]

I dont need to know you, IM SPECIAL! Also i said good luck as a genuine statement then added retard because i know that you are going to fail epically and its a shit job anyway imo

 

[scaredytiger]

people with lots of colour in their sig annoy me.
i vote an angry mob should take them out with pitchforks and torches.

 

[staticsiscool]

you can't personally attack people apparently or i get banned for a month

 

[wixxy2348]

ummmm
1) physiotherapist.... coz they're good with their hands
2) barrista (as in, males who make brilliant coffee, not an epic fail in spelling)
3) woolies bakery assistant guys can be hawt

 

[katie tully]

you can't personally attack people apparently or i get banned for a month

oh

did she pm you too?

 

[staticsiscool]

She? Wuddie did for telling some chick she couldnt have an opinion because shes a woman.

 

[katie tully]

funny coming from wuddie, considering he's black and abo opinions are < female opinions