Transporter 2 (1 Viewer)

[transcendent]

fucking awesome!

 

[iron yuppie]

No it isn't.

Sure it's mindless, very mindless, action, and it's got some eyecandy factor. However, there is no plot to speak of. Not even a decent-yet-convoluted one. The lead actor has one face throughout the entire film and never puts himself in danger of breaking into an emotion. The kid is just as annoying as that fat kid from Hey Dad.
And the shamless pugs. Oh the shameless plugs. I didn't pay $10 for a 90 min audi advertisment. The bastard car doesn't even get a dint or scratch in it, even after crashing through a concrete barrier, pausing in mid-air and landing into and crashing through several solid metal bars.
This film reeks of the gorganzola (cheese). Need I quote more that this

Main guy: I'm afraid you're flight has been cancelled.
Bad guy: (Points gun at main guy) No, You've been cancelled.

2 star

 

[transcendent]

who cares, i came from watching Little Fish, a thinking flim to a action film, Transporter 2. like i care if there was a good plot or not. and there wasn't any eye candy.

 

[Minai]

Better than the first? I watched the first one a couple of years ago and I liked it

 

[transcendent]

Less plot, more action. Not that the first had a great plot but better cars, faster, more exciting.

 

[bazookajoe]

Fucking shit. One of the worst movies I've ever seen, can't believe I spent over $10 on this garbage. There is a difference between action and utterly ridiculous, I mean he took a bomb off the bottom of his car by flipping it onto a hook but yet still managed to get a perfect ten landing. Then he was knocking people out with a firehose, I mean give me a break.
[evil chick thinks they've outrun the cops but then police helicopter appears]
Frank: Think again.
Evil chick:[shoots helicopter]Thought complete

 

[v sia]

If you want action , watch the Matrix . At least it's explained

 

[TheHarlequinMan]

No it isn't.

Sure it's mindless, very mindless, action, and it's got some eyecandy factor. However, there is no plot to speak of. Not even a decent-yet-convoluted one. The lead actor has one face throughout the entire film and never puts himself in danger of breaking into an emotion. The kid is just as annoying as that fat kid from Hey Dad.
And the shamless pugs. Oh the shameless plugs. I didn't pay $10 for a 90 min audi advertisment. The bastard car doesn't even get a dint or scratch in it, even after crashing through a concrete barrier, pausing in mid-air and landing into and crashing through several solid metal bars.
This film reeks of the gorganzola (cheese). Need I quote more that this

Main guy: I'm afraid you're flight has been cancelled.
Bad guy: (Points gun at main guy) No, You've been cancelled.

2 star

is it as lame and plot/pointless as the first one?

protagonist girl: you saved my life, now i will have sex with you in someone elses place which we broke into and i didnt even wanna go into in the first place but hey as long as it serves the male audience watching...

main guy: ok

of course this is paraphrased but hey...

 

[crazyhomo]

i loved the first one. this was such a disappointment

 

[0o0]

havent seen the 2nd one but the first one sucked so much ass with that stupid annoying chinese bitch that just kept squeling and screaming. anway i hope the second one wont be so bad.