Weirdest place you have m*bated? (1 Viewer)

[ziggy.zoozah]

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated?

Moaar internets puhlease.

i seek this procedures profoundness.

you speak weirdly.

is english your second language?

 

[inter108]

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you speak weirdly.

is english your second language?

Yes it is. Sorry i thought my voice cannot be heard on the internet, my sincere apologies for my weird speaking.

 

[dux&src]

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[stazi]

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Ive secretly followed someone I liked to their house, climbed through the back fence and shlicked over the scent of his pillow.

wtf?! i always thought that was my mum. that's why my dad ended up divorcing her.

 

[urailes0623]

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The Back of a public bus
on a city rail train
in my car during trafic on the m5
and behind a tree in a public park

 

[kooltrainer]

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on a taxi to blue mountains and cum stuck on the drivers seat
on house roof while painting
in front of a tv when sailor moons were on

lol these r sarcasm intended..

 

[IndustrialBar]

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on a taxi to blue mountains and cum stuck on the drivers seat
on house roof while painting
in front of a tv when sailor moons were on

lol these r sarcasm intended..

Sarcasm fail. :apig:

 

[Russdog]

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hahaha the wierdest place was in a toilet break for a year 11 exam. the woman that followed me to the toilet had to wait until i finished my wank hahahahah

lol i think i remember doing that in like a year 10 exam. then you walk back out to like 200 students and you have it on your concience that you just batted a few metres away from them all. pretty bad.

 

[shady145]

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had a bat to this vid with two girls and one cup....
it was pretty dirty but yeah...

omfg that vid almost made me spew

 

[stazi]

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lol i think i remember doing that in like a year 10 exam. then you walk back out to like 200 students and you have it on your concience that you just batted a few metres away from them all. pretty bad.

yeah, i did that last year to to a year 7 exam. was pretty hot.

 

[loller]

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on a taxi to blue mountains and cum stuck on the drivers seat
on house roof while painting
in front of a tv when sailor moons were on

lol these r sarcasm intended..

thats fucking terrible sarcasm

do u even know what sarcasm means?

 

[Bulldog4lyf]

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yeah, i did that last year to to a year 7 exam. was pretty hot.

What do you mean last year in a year 7 exam? You did your HSC in '04.

 

[stazi]

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What do you mean last year in a year 7 exam? You did your HSC in '04.

yeah, i came by during their examination period

 

[Bulldog4lyf]

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yeah, i came by during their examination period

Ahhhhhh.........

 

[kooltrainer]

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thats fucking terrible sarcasm

do u even know what sarcasm means?

no, but im sure you do

hmm.. maybe thats sarcasm ...

 

[IndustrialBar]

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no, but im sure you do

maybe thats sarcasm ...

...fael

 

[kooltrainer]

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...fael

fail

 

[physicschick]

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maybe some do it like a weekly gym routine. hm.

hahahahaha

 

[toyaah]

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Lol, you can talk.

I heard a story about a girl who was doing likewise in a Science Class with a test tube, and broke it while it was still up there.

i heard that was at my school lol

 

[rant]

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while posting on a thread about weird masturbation