I actually laughed out loud at my computer monitor when I read this.Walk out of SOR, Jump in the air, everything will freeze and fade to black and white, then my school photo will appear on screen with the quote "Keelan went on to university and became a bank teller, he married his childhood sweetheart and had 3 kids. He now lives in his home in Philadelphia PA", then all my schoolfriends will have the same thing for them.
There will then be lots of Fire.
Maybe a Project X
Then Im backpacking Europe for 3 and half months (This ones legit)