what chinese dialect do you speak? (3 Viewers)

[Jago]

lol, okay maybe not skinny, well-built rather

I fit all 3 categories.

Sex me now?

 

[mack]

Why can't we just have m00b sex now? Your b00bs and my m00bs.. what could be more spectacular?

Our m00bs and her boobs baby. She'll be in heaven.

 

[xiao1985]

OMG... dun we have a thread taht's pg rated???

 

[meLoncoLLie]

jason's hopeless xiao, save me!!!

 

[Collin]

Suck the m00bies meLoncoLLie! Resistance is futile.

 

[xiao1985]

jason's hopeless xiao, save me!!!

i'd love to, but how?? =(

everyone here's stronger than me =(
*stands between meloncollie and every oen else...
ok, i'd protect thee with my life, milady *omg kight spirit~~~

 

[Collin]

Let's settle this Xiao. Arm wrestle.
You win: meLoncoLLie is free from mack and my m00b's custody.
I win: She's our sex slave forever.

 

[Jago]

You life is forfeit.

*runs away with meLoncoLLie"

dammit girl why do you have such a difficult name to spell?

 

[xiao1985]

Let's settle this Xiao. Arm wrestle.
You win: meLoncoLLie is free from mack and my m00b's custody.
I win: She's our sex slave forever.

i cna't bet her life!!! i will bet with urs collin ^^

i win, meloncollie is free forever,
u win, u are ur and mack's sex toy forever...

 

[Collin]

i cna't bet her life!!! i will bet with urs collin ^^

i win, meloncollie is free forever,
u win, u are ur and mack's sex toy forever...

That's lame man. Arm wrestle at uni next year, meLoncoLLie's future depends on it.

 

[xiao1985]

That's lame man. Arm wrestle at uni next year, meLoncoLLie's future depends on it.

wait, i told u i can't bet some one else's life!!!

i can do with ur life tho collin
sigh~~~ u know i won't win!!!! u bully!!!!
*ok, let's try this...

leave the lady out of this!!!! =p tryin to act tough =p

 

[Collin]

meLoncoLLie wants to suck mack and my m00bs.

 

[mack]

Just give in. Noone can resist the m00bs for any significant amount of time. They're just too goddamn sexy.

 

[SeDaTeD]

I speak teochew. Whoa m00bs are going everywhere!

 

[mack]

That is because m00bs are beautiful.

 

[Frigid]

merry christmas piggies

 

[xiao1985]

>< xiao doesn't like christmas...

on the other hand, xiao likes birthdays... who's bday's coming up??? ^^b

 

[Frigid]

>< xiao doesn't like christmas...

xiao, make a hat with a mistletoe 'fishing-pole' and start 'fishing' for them ladies

on the other hand, xiao likes birthdays... who's bday's coming up??? ^^b

it was alluring alicia's birthday yesterday... ummm dunno. melon? janice? u guys gonna have parties and shout buffet?

 

[meLoncoLLie]

Merry Christmas everyone!!

me is sick on xmas day my throat is so swollen

@ xian and frigid: mine's on jan 13th!! but no buffets

 

[Collin]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Hey meLoncoLLie, I got a sweet present for ya *jerks m00bs into your face*