What do men want??!! (1 Viewer)

[PerfectByNature]

reminds me of the movie what women want
how cool it would be to know what ppl are thinking
that is all

yeah, it would be... id love to be able to hear peoples thoughts.... generally...
cos yes, there are some things you dont want to know about a person...

 

[AsyLum]

what kind of personality santa?

Im assuming one which fits into a C or D cup

 

[braad]

We just want sex, its simple. Any guy who says otherwise is doing so in an effort to get sex. The freak minority population of guys who actually don't just want sex have broken penis' which need a good punching to get them working again. These are the facts. Learn them, know them, recite them in front of the mirror if you have to.

We also want the area surrounding our frenulum licked and tickled playfully Either frenulum depending on the occasion.

hahahahahaa

you weird boy

 

[santaslayer]

what kind of personality santa?

I'm a simple type of guy, Asy and Komaticom. I don't need all that. All I require is that she is firm at all times and can stand up for herself. A little charisma goes a long way.

 

[mmm_sofay]

i disagree. lemonade lollywater doesnt burn the shit out of your throat and make you so dizzy standing up is a sheer challenge - let alone walk. however, that is drinking vodka out of the bottle... if you mix your vodka then you arent manly anymore (if in parental company thats a different story).

you find me a chick who will drink vodka straight out of the bottle till she cant stand up then tell me... there is a shortage in my social circles

i know a fair few.

 

[AsyLum]

i know a fair few.

and who arent butt ugly

 

[FoodForThought]

and who arent butt ugly

generally they are the ones who dont drink for some reason... at least in my experience

 

[Dreamerish*~]

generally they are the ones who dont drink for some reason... at least in my experience

Pretty girls don't need to drink.

 

[FoodForThought]

Pretty girls don't need to drink.

thats debatable... i reckon everyone at a party should be socially tipsy to make the mood that million times better

 

[Dreamerish*~]

thats debatable... i reckon everyone at a party should be socially tipsy to make the mood that million times better

Okay, pretty, chatty girls with lovely personalities don't need drinks.

You don't see one of those very often though.

 

[braad]

Okay, pretty, chatty girls with lovely personalities don't need drinks.

You don't see one of those very often though.

but they are funnier when tipsy :uhhuh:

 

[FoodForThought]

Okay, pretty, chatty girls with lovely personalities don't need drinks.

You don't see one of those very often though.

quite my point... plus its hilarious when chaty people keep telling people how drunk they are and they are walking straight...

and then you get them drunk and laugh when they cant talk properly anymore

 

[braad]

or Russian, and drank Vodka instead of breast milk...

vodka on cornflakes, i never understood :s

 

[FoodForThought]

or Russian, and drank Vodka instead of breast milk...

well... i myself started at bout 7... my dad let me try beer and a bit of congac, and i subsequently stole each untended drink i could. although i was later told a touch of buorbon on the tip of the bottle shut me up good

 

[GaDaMIt]

I just want a really good friend out of my girl. I'm hoping that when I make the first move she'll want the same.

 

[FoodForThought]

the clocks gone all wierd again.. im quoting people before they say things apparently

 

[AsyLum]

Okay, pretty, chatty girls with lovely personalities don't need drinks.

Sure they do, otherwise they'll realise what im doing...

 

[king_of_boredom]

guys in general generally want:
-more sex
-a bigger penis
-a 3some with two chicks
-to be dominated
-to be a porn star
-to have bigger pecs
-to have a six pack (both muscular and beer)
-longer weekends
-more days off work/school/tafe/uni
-cheaper beer/alcohol
-more food
-their very own prostitute.

i'm glad theres a few girls out there that know what men want.

 

[mmm_sofay]

i'm glad theres a few girls out there that know what men want.

what can i say... im a smart cookie. (ive always wanted to say that)

 

[king_of_boredom]

what can i say... im a smart cookie. (ive always wanted to say that)

so if i eat you, i'll get smarter?