What do you look for in the opposite sex? (1 Viewer)

[ghettofabolous]

a big...

ok. what then?

Nice smile, taller than me ... and funny. I know it's a common response to so many of these questions - but seriously, if they're not funny they can go to boot

 

[Atticus.]

hi im thomas
im 18 nearly 19 and a virgo
i enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset while thinking about the philosophy of aristotle all the while sipping freshly squeezed vegetable juices procured from my 100% organic vegetable garden... im 6'2 with waifish brown/black longish hair and am the owner dreamy hazel eyes
if you think im your type please add me on prisonermonkeys@hotmail.com

 

[m_isk]

hi im thomas
im 18 nearly 19 and a virgo
i enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset while thinking about the philosophy of aristotle all the while sipping freshly squeezed vegetable juices procured from my 100% organic vegetable garden... im 6'2 with waifish brown/black longish hair and am the owner dreamy hazel eyes
if you think im your type please add me on prisonermonkeys@hotmail.com

Oh good lord.

 

[jumb]

hi im thomas
im 18 nearly 19 and a virgo
i enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset while thinking about the philosophy of aristotle all the while sipping freshly squeezed vegetable juices procured from my 100% organic vegetable garden... im 6'2 with waifish brown/black longish hair and am the owner dreamy hazel eyes
if you think im your type please add me on prisonermonkeys@hotmail.com

Take me now.

 

[Atticus.]

Take me now.

i forgot to add that i enjoy writing poetry about true love...
is that ok?

 

[INXS]

Poetry rocks !

 

[lallypop]

a big...

ok. what then?

if he's a beautiful man - i look for his number

 

[jumb]

It always makes me laugh when idiotss respond to the first post of a year old thread.

 

[minushuman]

They go straight for the croutch. All of them. That's all they're interested in, your penis and the bulge ot causes in your pants.

Here's a rough translation of what chicks say they look for, and what they are really looking for:
"I'm looking for a good personality" - Looking for a huge bulge
"I want someone who's funny" - I want an African American sized man
"I'm looking for someone who listens" - If he doesn't have to use two hands to hold it then he ain't got no chance

Physco hose beasts, every single last one of them.


Heh.

 

[my sharona]

a big...

...fat ocean of dollars in his bank account.

 

[my sharona]

It always makes me laugh when idiotss respond to the first post of a year old thread.

OI!!! !

 

[stainmepink]

we all want tight round buttocks on a man, no bigger than the size of a watermelon

 

[-a-s-h-i-]

wrapped around your little finger is always best :uhhuh: !

 

[transcendent]

it was taken from the NS forum and there is a huge thread on it

well, my gf loves me and thats all that matters so i'm staying with her until she gets bored or moves on.

You suck. What a shameful post. You should kill yourself tonight.

 

[jumb]

You suck. What a shameful post. You should kill yourself tonight.

Why are you replying to a post made a year ago?

 

[transcendent]

Cause I made that post

 

[jumb]

Cause I made that post

You're lengstar? So did you end up killing yourself a year ago?

 

[transcendent]

Yeah I killed lengstar a year ago.

 

[camzilla]

Farking hell males have this impossible image of the perfect chick....it is INSANE!! I saw this really hot guy today with this chick who was very unfortunate looking and me and my friends were all pondering on how the hell she got him...but then I thought it was sweet because she could of been just an awesome person and he was able to look past the cankles and all the cellulite...why are more you guys not like this?!!!!
Blondes are not all that you know...

 

[shady_03]

1) Is somewhat attractive (doesnt have 2 be drop dead gorgeous)
2) Can carry on conversations about nething, (not alot of awkward silences)
3) have a bit in common
4) can laugh at herself and stupid jokes
5) isnt controlling or serious