What Guys Want (2 Viewers)

[darkwarrior2]

Basically some guys dont know the difference b/w :

a) A girl they would Like to bang
OR b) A girl they would like to have a relationship with.

Plz decide , it makes it much easier to have two options instead of infinite contemplating.

 

[loquasagacious]

your asking for TOOO much

I didn't say she existed - that would perhaps be perfect though..... ha thats right the metaphysical woman.

I would say that I have a different set of requirements for a one night stand as opposed to a relationship - the relationship ones certainly being more stringent....

 

[tres bien]

She's not trolling.

erm.... that's right... I'm er.... not trolling.....
....
<_<
>_>

*runs away crying like a little girl*

I'm going to call you Cassie from now on, ok Cassie?

Also, "too" is used on certain adjectives to express that the adjective is in an extreme state. "Too fast," for example.

The mistakes that shit me the most are: to/too/two, your/you're, its/it's, they're/there/their, and even where/were are used interchangably too often.

Yes, I hate those mistakes.
Marry me polok!

 

[loquasagacious]

Consider yourself e-wed, may it last unto untimely seperation when tres discovers she prefers brogans e-penis - and indeed loves it always and forever.

 

[Jameswilmot2000]

um i would like a girl that enjoys my presence, is intelligent and can deal with my somewhat eccentric streak ... i don't give a shit about looks

 

[loquasagacious]

Liar.

Given your post the best case scenario is that you'd like to care about looks but the choice isn't available and you take what you can get.

 

[azzie]

so you want a girlfriend who whinges all the time, doesnt let you go out with your friends and is overly analytical?

.... that seems kinda strange.

 

[Casmira]

I'm going to call you Cassie from now on, ok Cassie?

no you can't, some girl i was going too ask out her name was that but i chickened out

 

[Smurg]

I want an attractive, intelligent girl who loves me.

Yay, such a simple and short list.

 

[Captain Gh3y]

I like to be dominated.

But seriously, not all guys are meatheaded fuckwits. Cut us some slack.

_{All the guys they want to go out with are...}

 

[Captain Gh3y]

Its true, girls like guys who have plenty of meat

I see. I shall become a butcher, then.

 

[litany]

Russell Peters said it best when he commented on the disease not-so-commonly referred to as, "Onegina".

It's not about the woman, it's about the women!

 

[p-unit]

guys Katie Homes body
do you have that then they will take listen anything you want

 

[litany]

Guys want girls they can't get. But even if the girl is hard to get, once he gets her, he might not cherish her after a while. This is not saying all males are like that... childish boys are normally like that, but not Mature Men.
Some guys won't want extremely-hot-sexy girls as gfs, they just want an average looking one so can feel more "secure".

To the bit about wanting to feel "secure", if that's the case, then they would probably find some other part of the girl their going out with to feel insecure about, ie. "Omg, she's got a nice rack, someone might want her" or, "Gee she's funny, oh my! Maybe some guy will try to take her from me"..

 

[loquasagacious]

What about guys that want girls that impress their mates?

 

[Casmira]

alan you are really in *throw thick business law text book at you* distance because youre in MSP like me, dont push it

 

[55078]

Well, some guy I met tonight was simply enamoured by my contempt for everything in the world and the fact that I abused some random girl and gave her the finger because she looked like an underfed horse in hooker clothes. So you don't even have to be nice, see. Just have a vagina and a furry Russian hat and you're set.

 

[55078]

I want you too, Zoe. Your utter disdain for just about everything turns me on too.

You must be a masochist.

 

[55078]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Lolz...I <3 t3h BDSM.

Will you be my mistress?

No. Fuck off.

I am in the worst mood. Everyone should just fuck off and die.

 

[vodkacrumble]

love blossoms in the strangest places