best suicide i ever heard of went like this
1] find a tall building, preferably about 40 storiesor taller
2] buy yourself a long length of rope, around 40m long, a piano wire and large amounts of very strong epoxy.
3] get to the top of the building without being seen, attach one end of the rope to a railing or something ontop of the building. Tie the other end around your feet
4] loop the piano wire and tie it to the feet end of the rope, make the loop small, just large enough for your head to go through. Slip head through loop.
5] next comes the glue., pour copious amounts of glue into your hair asif it were shampoo, stick your hands on your head, making sure your hands are thourghly entangled in your gluey hair.
6] wait for glue to dry, this is the hardest bit as you need about 1 hour without someone stumbling in on you asking wtf is going on.
7] jump off and let gravity do its work. The sudden pull from the piano wire when your rope runs out will decapitate you, leaving your headless body's arms hanging down holding your head.
Now that would be a pretty sight to see in the middle of the city, some guy hanging off a building holding his own decapitated head. Bonus points in the body ends up hanging only about 4m off the ground [ close enough to get a good look, not close enough to do anything about it. this ofcourse needs a longer rope]
